Caption This: Cock In The Face

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There’s a cock under that cock. To clarify, we mean there’s a penis under that rooster. The image for today’s round of Caption This was a bit too explicit for the front page of Manhunt Daily, so we had to call on our powers of strategic censorship.

Basically? This guy is wearing a dick like sunglasses.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through to see the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption:

TODAY’S PIC:

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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

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Jason won this for us. CPUJoe was a close second with “This is the reason Neville Longbottom loved Herbology… MAN-drakes!”.

325 thoughts on “Caption This: Cock In The Face

  1. From the deleted scene vault: Will and Grace finally lose at charades when neither of them guess ” Geordi La Forge “

  2. From the deleted scene vault: Will and Grace finally lose at charades when neither of them guess ” Geordi La Forge “

  3. After he was all grown up, Ralphie finally understood that the warning “You’ll shoot your eye out” didn’t mean he’d do it with a Red Rider.

  4. I burned off my uni-brow quick I need something long and straight to draw it back on (did I not say straight)

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