Caption This: Cock In One Hand, Beer In The Other

A beefy blond dude sits outdoors in a pair of sweatpants, clutching a cold brew in his left hand and resting his buddy’s uncut cock on his right palm. After spotting this image on Tumblr, I felt inspired to take our running Caption This contest out of hibernation, and hopefully, it will inspire you too.

You know the drill by now, right? If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Take a look at today’s image and the last round’s winner below:

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THIS WEEK’S PIC:

beer and dick

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LAST ROUND’S WINNER:

Prince Albert

After a tie of 19 votes, we gave this round to Mavrick91.

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