You weren't very receptive to our last round of Caption This, so why don't we just go back to basics for this week's edition? Here's an extremely attractive jock wearing nothing but a plastic canister on his dick. If you're not too busy drooling over him (or trying to figure out what the fuck is going on in this picture), we'd love to hear your captions.
It's going to be very difficult to top last week's winner. In all seriousness, the victorious caption was so good that we nearly fell off our chairs laughing. Click through to view it, and join us in our laughter!
– Dewitt
To check out last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
More For Your Money
Just saving up for the water sports later.
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Hey, I had to do something…there’s a line for the bathroom.
It’s a new and improved cup, now with added support!
that’s an anything but clothes party. we have them all the time in college lol
This? It’s my tribal penis sheath.
Damn this is tight and I am not even hard.
I found the way to never taking a restroom break durning exam week.
well, this red cup was too small, so i put beer in it and used this bigger one. still can’t find my jock strap though
The new, improved Big Gulp.
Well, it’s a “BIG GULP” indeed!
Sure it looks nice, but does it include free refills?
I am sure this is not what Jim meant when he asked Bill to include a can of balls in his Halloween costume.
Who’da thunk SuperSize Me would do this to me?!!!
or…..
The current winner of the “Whopper” contest
Pringles was right, once you pop the fun dont stop.
Anyone want a super big gulp of me?
Nike and 7-11 join forces to bring you the new Big Gulp jockstrap. So good you only need one size satisfies all your late night cravings.
No one was really surprised when Charlie learned the hard way that condoms are more practical than slurpee cups.
The NEW AND IMPROVED Super Big Gulp!
Yes, It is a big GULP!
Jake Cruise’s wet dream
And I think they’re at an Anything-But-Clothes party.
Justin Timberlake: It’s my dick in a can !
I surely won’t be the one to break the seal first!
when i said, you had to wear a cup to the game…that isnt exactly what i meant!
Dude, no. That’s not quite pumping.
Wanna try my Big Gulp?
Now thats a big gulp I would pay 79cents for.
The NEW and IMPROVED….DICK IN A CUP!!
Super size me!! The american way!
Its my gaydar gun
This “Big Gulp” is rich in protein 😉
the original fleshjack prototype
Bubble Wrap Shorts… amazing, but too easily out-weirded.
1 guy and 1 cup
2 cups and 1 Guy
This was supposed to be an Anything but clothes party, not a everything but clothes…
Now That canned Vienna is long overdue!
Why don’t you come pop a top!
I prefer fresh, but in a pinch canned will do.
was cheeper than a fleshlight
A whole new meaning 2 cup support
At least it takes a SUPER BIG GULP to contain that straw
You don’t even want to know where the straw went.