What’s the best way to follow up a round of Caption This with a guy dropping his shorts in public? As if you even need to ask! The obvious answer is “a guy dropping his sweatpants and showing his hole in public”. I have no idea what kind of store he’s in, but I hope the security guard caught this on camera (and jerked off furiously while on duty).
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: sissydude
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 16 votes, DustyPants appears to have won this round.
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Clean up in aisle 7…
Oh look honey. I want that bird house. It has a perch and everything!
(For those who don’t get it, look to the right in the picture. He’s on the wild bird aisle.)
Hmm. I think I’m lost. Now where’s the dildo section?
“rim job aisle 8″…or “attention shoppers will a lost asshole come to the front…your dildo is waiting”
Wow, they really have everything from soup to nuts…
Brown Eye Special in Aisle 12…
I am sick of dealing with these asshole customers!
thats a target store. and i would say “a new bullseye has just opened in aisle c7!”
Clean up on aisle 3…uh..never mind I’ll take care of it myself.
This clearance section is always so cheap!
You said we needed a hoe…..
Attention shoppers, a top is needed in aisle 4.
You did say we’re at Target
Can you tell me where the lube is?? Mute/mime said
hmmmmm….looks a lot like the True Value Hardware store in Palm Springs!
Look at that cock….on the shelf right there
Excuse me, does it come in any other colors?
Please swipe your card here….
Let’s play hide the sausage!!!!
It’s a public goating
I know supermarkets like to give out free samples but DAMN!!
Smuggling things out was going to be a lot harder in the outdoors section.
fresh ass, aisle 3
Sorry, sir, we’re out of cucumbers!
Does this bird feeder clash with my ball sack, I can’t tell from this angle?
returned item……..heavily used!!!
excuse me, i need fertilizer for this hole…
I need to make sure how to use the proper equipment
the homo depot… you can do it… we can help!
Finally, something NOT made in China!
now a available in new “easy to open” packaging…
attention Kmart shoppers blue light special bottoms half off in the garden center
Old MACDONALD had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had an ass E-I-E-I-O
Just another day at Wal-mart…
Sorry sir, you’re in the wrong store. That’s a different type of cock on the shelf
“Plowed? I think you’d have to look for that in the garden section, sir….”
Do these balls make my ass look fat?
Oh THAT’s what a “Handy Man’s Special ” is.
It’s the “Do-It-Yourself” aisle.
Oh good, they have dog food.