Caption This: Beau Flexxx

He may have a nine and a half inch dick, but no amount of inches could distract us from Beau Flexxx‘s awesomely bad porn name. It’s one of the worst pseudonyms since Dick Handler, and when you combine that with Jake Cruise‘s over-the-top facial expressions? You’ve got an instant recipe for a LOLWAB moment…

On top of that, you’ve got an especially caption-worthy image! If you aren’t too distracted by the sight of Beau’s balls slapping against another man’s chin, take this opportunity to submit a caption for the picture above. Who knows? You might be selected as next week’s champion!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Jake Cruise

To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

In the end, the popular vote went to Desmond! Let’s celebrate with a giant penis…

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87 thoughts on “Caption This: Beau Flexxx”

  1. I usually like this feature on here, but I refuse to participate in whats is a lame attempt to promote this miserable, pervy web site…..c’mon, you can do better than this guys.

  3. I don’t agree with Mascbijock at all…Jake Cruise may be a “pervy” old guy, but his “friend” is so hot, and his cock is so awesome, I can’t help but get massively hard watching this. But then, I’m a “pervy old guy” too.

  4. Wow. Only two responses to the request for a caption and both are slams at Jake Cruise. This forum has become totally predictable and useless and irrelevant.

  6. Site like Jake Cruise and Daddywhatever… annoy the crap out of me… Seriously it disgust me…

    I have no problem have sex with older men… but they way they promote and do it is very demoralizing. They treat it as if they won a trophy for fucking someone 30- years younger than them. They should feel privileged to fuck/mess around with someone that much younger.

    And neither of them are that attractive (as in personality, looks, and body)… If I am gonna get fucked by someone that much older they better be a REAL daddy type… and not this joke like Jake and that other guy…

    I agree it is a sad attempt to promote that guy’s site.

  9. Then how do you explain that a 6’4 200 lb 31 year old boy begged me a fiftyish man last night to give me a blow job. He apparently has been stalking me for some time and I never noticed. I’m not attracted to young guys by the way. But why not acknowledge that some young guys find older guys like me hot? The sad thing is I can get more 30 year olds any day easier than a 50 year old.

  11. There is a huge difference in what people do on their own and they way the Porn Site is represents the sex. I did not say there is a problem with it… The Problem is the way they treat them and the attitudes they have doing so. It’s Demoralizing.

    And PLEASE DONT YOU DARE SAY… “They are porn stars they will do anything”

    I have quiet a few friends that are porn stars as well as being an ex-dancer / Erotic Model. We are more than just pieces of meat. I will tell you a person that treats me like a person gets further with me than someone who just uses me to wet their fancy. If neither of those guys had money to make those sites… Do you honestly think they would have gotten sex with any of those guys that they do? pure and simple… NO!

  15. “measured at an 8″ before”
    “bwahahaha, youre definitely bigger than an 8”

    thank you mr. i dont need any measuring device to disclaim your measurement.

  16. They are porn stars they will do anything. LOL

    So shoot me. But it is true. Did Jake Cruise put a gun to their heads to perform? I doubt it. This is between the models and Jake and the people that would pay to join his site. It is not for me or you but it is their choice.

    And the point of this thread was not to debate the moral values of Jake Cruise but to create a funny caption.

  19. Seriously DCTiGGeR you’re whining about the hardcore porn being “demoralizing”? Really!? ROFL… yet here you are on the ManHunt blog. So you only watch porn that uplifts and enriches your soul, and those everyone involved? You’ll have to clue us in on how/where you manage to get your rocks off in such a noble and enlightened way. Would it be “demoralizing” if they were both young and hot, or it just because one of them is an average-looking middle-aged guy? Is it because they’re both having fun, or because they’re both getting paid? Clearly, some of y’all are jealous hating bitches… as for me I give mad props to Jake Cruise, he’s living the fantasy and sharing the joy with the rest of us.

  21. topics are meant for discussion as well as caption…

    And there is a difference between hardcore sex site cause you see that both parties are equals… In sites like Jake Cruise and Daddywhateverthefuck… go out of their way to show the world the people “are just trophies” and if you don’t get that… then you think nothing more of pron stars than meat sticks. They are more than just that…

  22. Just like the other guy you’re missing the point. Its not that its porn… It’s his attitude when doing it… Hardcore porn (exception of S&M and Bondage) Porn Stars are all equal… He demoralizes them by treating them as a trophy. If you don’t get that… then you too only thinks that porn stars are meat sticks and not real people.

  23. Title? ‘Some like it Gross’ .. or ‘The Ugly, the ugly and Oh my fucking God aren’t you Ugly?’ .. I mean it’s not that he’s old, it’s that he’s ugly right?

  27. Here’s my crack at it:

    “Just finish putting in the batteries and my sex bot is officially COMPLETE!”

    “I know I left your dignity in here somewhere…”

  28. Jake Cruise is’nt a porn site. It’s a discusting old man paying for sex under the guise of making porn. As for the caption, yeah, I liked the one about loosing his dentures in the dudes pants. Can’t do any better than that one!

  29. “Feels like you’ve got a monster in here… Oh, ye– OH GOD, MY HAND! IT HAS MY HAND!”

  32. Oh, and further: While you’re on the clock as a porn star, you AREN’T a real person. You’re a pseudonym and a set of equipment, a bit player in others’ sexual fantasies. A “meat stick,” if you will, but I think “fuck-puppet” is probably more accurate.

    When I’m on the clock, I’m not myself, either. I’m whoever (or whatever) my cognitively-impaired charges perceive me to be, whether its their husband, their child, an old friend, a rapist (heartbreaking, really), a cartoon character, some sort of monster, or whatever flavor of insanity someone’s deteriorating faculties have assigned to me this time. It’s a crap-shoot, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, and I certainly wouldn’t trust someone who gripes about the indignity of not being recognized as a human being to care for my family or friends.

    When I’m off the clock, I expect to be treated as a human being, but I have the good sense to know that my job isn’t about myself. Porn is no different. I’d imagine that the performers who are successful, happy, and still in the business have come to a similar conclusion about what it is they’re getting paid to do.

  33. Wait a sec. I’m the other guy you are referring to. And I have a question for you. How do you know that Jake Cruise “demoralizes them by treating them as a trophy”? These models are being paid to be treated like a trophy. You are dead wrong buddy. Now get off your high “moral” horse and admit you don’t have the right to judge others. Speak for yourself and let others live the life they please not the life DCTIGGER wants them to live. These guys plain and simply need the money and will do whatever to earn it. If they had options and did not like Jake then they would do something else. If they hated being treated like a trophy then they would get a job at Walmart or McDonalds. I accept your opinion now be respectful and accept mine. And frankly I don’t even care but you moral high road is tiresome. Now go ahead and curse me out because that is all I would expect from you.

  34. I’ve got a caption:

    Haha. I have my hand in this hot man’s pants and most losers on Manhunt Daily can’t get laid.

  36. MyOpinion is right, these models, especially the jake cruise ones, can go somewhere else and get the money, but they don’t cause they have no respect for themselves. They’re just whores, unlike regular whores we as a society have all the right to shame them because they chose to go public with a perv like jcr.

  48. far from the first to say it, but very much want to make sure it’s said over and over:
    JAKE CRUISE IS DISGUSTING!!!
    he and his site are absolutely repugnant

  49. so an older man that likes yg ass is “pervey”? but if a yg guy likes an old man…what is that?…that my “friends” is jack pot gold…i fuck the yg meat cause they like it…move on …next…

  52. i think it is pretty funny that all you queens are bitching about a porn website. oh the things people take seriously in life…..

  53. i think it is pretty funny that all you queens are bitching about a porn website. oh the things people take seriously in life…..

  54. Here is one for all of you guys that liked the bi video:

    Holy Shit! Is that an enlarged clitoris or a tiny penis!

  55. Here is one for all of you guys that liked the bi video:

    Holy Shit! Is that an enlarged clitoris or a tiny penis!

  58. I am 28, and I love older men. Bears, jocks average guys, they are all hot to me. I find it sad that we have to be so judgmental of people and what they choose. there is no reason that anyone should judge and call people disgusting when they are on a porn/pop culture blog. If you don’t like it, don’t look or be on here. I see stuff that I don’t find attractive, and I pass by it. There are many, many jobs out there to make money, especially in pornography. I have seen pimply ass people who work and make money in porn. They CHOOSE to be there treated like trophies. As a close young friend of mine who is dating an older gentleman said recently he loves being the trophy arm piece for his man. So let people be, and live. This blog is for discussion, but this article wasn’t for berating. That’s that.

  60. I also find it kind of funny that for a CAPTION post we actually have to specify that what we’re entering IS a caption. lol

  61. I also find it kind of funny that for a CAPTION post we actually have to specify that what we’re entering IS a caption. lol

  67. Well I have no witty caption for the pic (and it would seem that many others don’t either) but I’ll just say Beau is suuuuuuper hot. More of him please but make it Jake free.

  68. Now show me on the model where the bad man touched you.

    Having said that thanks Jake for bringing us another hottie to stroke to LOL.

    Now where do I post my own porn of this old guy bangin the hell out of the hot twinkie?

    LOL

  70. Regarding the issue within the post, to each his own. As for a caption, “That’s why they call it a bear trap!”

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