Three young men are sprawled out on their beach towels, basking in the summer sunlight. One of them is completely naked. Another has his trunks pulled down just past his buttocks. The third and final lad appears to have drifted off into dream-world, with his hand resting on his friend’s right ass cheek. What’s he dreaming of? That’s for you to decide!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
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– Dewitt
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We had to give this one to Joe. Honorable mention for PhoneBoothsAreForNakedPeople.
The booty from behind, I’ll be tappin’ all night
That will be one interesting tan line…
I think you already gave us the caption that fits best: Beach Bums!
What, you ran out of sunblock? Let me cover up that new tattoo so it doesn’t fade!
Wonder twink powers activate!!!!!!
dam i lost my mag lite down there again!! hey wait a minute… my key’s are missing too
Duck…duck…GOOSE.
Sex through osmosis
‘Bums the word’
Time to flip!!!!
Nothing says, “keep your fucking hands off this, he’s mine”, like the handprint sunburn on the bf.
“SO thats what butt implants feel like”
or
“Aw Man, I didn’t know Sharon had fake tits!!”
We he is dreaming that he is having a good sex time with his friend and klike to have a threesome and they all enjoy it and they all happy they have done it together
That was some good ass!
Wax on, Wax off.
So much for no tan lines!
These buns aren’t hot or cross.
[daydreaming]
such…big…BOOBS.
“Much like plants which reach out in the direction of the sun, homosexuals reach out in the direction of the bum.”
-The New England Journal of Medicine
These chips smell funny…
Dibs on the good cheek!
Maybe if I keep rubbing this, the genie will come out.
I have this suddeen urge for fresh melons!!!
I told you that was the glue and not sunblock.
I was blinded by the sun, so now I have to feel everything. What a great start.
No body butter fuck it. It mine! All Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A good friend will show his ass off with you, but a great friend will show you how good his ass feels!
“So…why did you invite Jimmy again? He’s breaking the rules and not tanning his entire body!”
This is what i get for keeping the sun lotion next to the super-glu.
Hope you bought some more lube babe otherwise it’ll be sunblock again.
these are going to be some funny tan lines !!
OW ! THE REFLECTION OFF THAT LILLY WHITE ASS IS KEEPING ME AWAKE
THERE THAT’S BETTER
DUDE ! THE VIAGRA IS FORCING ME TO ROLL OVER
I’LL HOLD YOU THERE
FOR SAFETY REASONS.
I’M JUST GOING TO KEEP MY HAND HERE, SO NO ONE FALLS IN
Another perfect day in Palm Springs!