Here is a naked guy standing in the middle of a store, wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers. Obviously, it’s time for another round of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see last week’s winning caption:
This is funny, CockConqueror, because it assumes people still watch Glee.
No shirt, no shoes, no service…yeah that only covers the customer here.
“I love the new Casual Friday!”
omg i always forget something on my way to work in the morning!
She promised me i wouldn’t have to stay naked… just when we hung out on the couch
OHHH …I thought you said to “Cock out at the register” ahh Clock out, now that makes sense!
and the new uniform includes a credit card swipe
They told us do whatever we can to bring in more customers… I think it’s working
While Jake ran the cash register, the rest of us were hard at work…
This is great , 100% off
“Check out our bare bottom prices!”
Do ou see anything you might like?
Did you find everything you were looking for?
note to self: Stand further away from the cash drawer when I close it to avoid last time’s unfortunate incident.
The job said the only requirement was Service with a Smile.
Mr DeWitt did say “Clothes maketh the man!”
do these shoes make me look fat?
Abercrombie and Fitch finally just said “fuck it, everyone else already knows”.
I’m sorry, you need what?
“Afternoon guys… how can I serve you?…”
If this doesn’t win, I’ll eat the sales help’s shorts!
We have another clean up in Isle 4 better keep the mop handy there is a line behind our naked advertising!
Damn Shelly. That bitch steals from the store and this is their insurance to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Although, buys have increased by 95%.
Should have gone to SPECSAVERS- best deals on offer
DO i REALLY WAN T CHEESE WITH THAT?
“Just Do It” – Nike.
Do these shoes make my ass look fat to you?
I just thought I would get my recurring nightmare over and done with!
I was told Uniforms were not provided.
I totally suck at strip poker.
I hope WalMart does not try to incorporate this uniform policy.
Only in Dallas would this happen…
Thought this was a clothing clothing optional store!
How customer service ought to be.
Paper or plastic? I brought my own sack.
The Hard Sell always gets my dollar
Can you fill my prescription?
why yes, looks like you DO have something in my size! 😉
No Shirt No Shoes and I still get Service……..Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!
Hope they fix the Air-Con soon…it’s been 3 weeks…at least sales have ‘shot up’ XD
No witty comment, just curious where this pic is from…anyone?
I thought you could do the same as shoes trying on a condom to find the right fit before I buy them!
That’s why they told me to shut the register drawer carefully
Is it Customer service, or Service the Customer? JEEZE, I can never keep that straight!
The robbers even took the shirt off my back… and the pants off my ass
My other suit is in the cleaners!
Sorry, these shoes do not go with my outfit!
all in a days work
ADVERTISE HERE
I agree – this is the BEST one !!!
Don’t worry, If you have a foot fetish, I will take my sneakers off!
Attention shoppers: all apparel is 90% off…
Oh this old thing?
I’ll even sell the shirt off my back for a sale
“Like you really came here to shop?”
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What store is that?
Look, the emperor has no clothes!
To Customer, “We sell only accessories, we REALLY believe you need nothing else”
The guys is Duncan from Corbin Fisher. I think it is one of his modeling pictures from another photographer at Model Mayhem
Welcome to Naked Java, would you care for “Cream” in your coffee?
Yes, we are having a clearance sale.
Say these shoes are a bit tight, do you have them in a size 12?
And so Victoria’s Secret was finally revealed…
I know I posted earlier, but this one sounded better
Welcome to The Nudist Colony Gift Shop. 10% discount for being naked.
When we said everything is 90% off, we meant EVERYTHING!
i dunno, bare bottom prices was good
is it just me, or is this guy hotter than most of the twink tanks and daily woods?
All employees are supposed to wear uniforms… but for you I’ll make an exception.
Taking full servie to a whole new level
The tailor from the Lion and the Wardrobe opened his flagship store.
No tricks, no gimmicks, we are upfront with our customers
The new causal deres Friday has been a big hit
I DO mix work and pleasure… and I like it
Do you think these shoes are too casual???
The boss said he wanted to see my ass in here by 8 am!
i really do not understand the ‘strict shopping rules’. although they have CUT down on shoplifting, now if i could get the crink out of my neck & knees
“This wasn’t what I had in my mind when I suggested a nothing up our sleeves sale”
Does my bum look big in this?
No clothes needed at the Sunglass Hut.
“I’ll have one of the long ones and two of the little round ones to go, please.”
I’m just dreaming.
Dewitt: “Do you have it in a bigger size?”
Cash, Card or Penis?
Yep, this outfit definitely needs sunglasses to complete the look.
I had to sell my clothes for gas… lucky you 😉
No shirt, No pants, No problem!
Those shoes are Not work appropriate!
The Secret Menu here is FANTASTIC!
ever since the budget cuts business has been booming 🙂
Uniform malfunction ?
I’ve got the plug you’re looking for…it’s in the back
an A&F model at work
Abercrombie’s new advertising campaign: “Nude is Gooooood!”
Casual Fridays at the Rump Shack mean running sneakers instead of dress shoes.
“Damn, I wish I had worn socks today.”
nike “Just do it”
a reverse image search suggested that may be Duncan from Corbin Fisher, so yummy 🙂
http://www.waybig.com/blog/2012/01/16/corbinfisher-duncan-gets-his-game-on/
Do you…er…have any willie-warmers in…um… pink lycra? Um, large please…
I’ll have what he’s wearing
cock or credit?
Ever have that dream where you’re naked at work?
Does it come in white?
Well at least you know he isn’t stealing.