Two things! One, pictures with weapons aren’t allowed on Manhunt profiles. Two, pictures of guys sitting on the toilet aren’t very sexy (as far as we’re concerned). Taking that into account, we had to make exception for this military dude holding a gun on the pooper. It has the perfect amount of “WTF” for our Caption This series.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
With 36 “likes”, Liney89 was the clear winner.
You sunk my BattleShit!
When you gotta provide your own toilet paper, you’ll do anything to protect it.
Fire in the hole!
This damn thing hurts so bad it just makes me wanna shoot somebody!
Gives “Shooting a load” a whole new meaning
Now I get it. This is my rifle and THIS is my gun!
Michael misunderstood the instruction “squeeze off a round!”
I told you I’m not into Tea room Scenes
mine’s bigger than yours
could they make this shitter any smaller???
No I can’t spare 2 squares…
Ahh Man, Mexican MRE’s and Patrol don’t mix
I hope this fucker doesn’t backfire
Blow my head off or I’ll blow yours off
Fuck! Is that asshole taking my picture?
The ultimate in safe toilet cruising!
You have to protect your ass somehow
“it’s very nice to jsut wander the camel route to Iraq … but it’s so much nicer, yes, it’s oh so nice to wander back”
“Scotty, I don’t think the military has this teleporting thing perfected …”
War scared the shit out of him!
“For the last time, I told you I will be out when I finish and not a second before! Now, stop bothering me . . . or else!”
The captain said “you need to take your shot and be gone” not “take a shit and big gun”.
The REAL set up above Saddam Hussein’s spider hole the day they caught him. He was gassed out.
“Get me some toilet paper and no one gets hurt.”
Dammit Sarge, I KNOW you said not to try and stick my rifle up my ass!
No, don’t look! These undies aren’t standard issue!
this is my pistol, this is my gun, one is for pleasure, other is for fun
dropping bombs all over the place
Protect and serve my country and my shit.
I’ll bet my short arm is longer than yours.
War is the shits.
See, i told you there’s multiple uses for ‘gun oil’ 😉
careful — this thing ain’t shootin’ blanks! 😉
You bet I’m “armed” and “loaded” 😉
Looking at the weapon between my legs? Careful. It’s loaded.
is that a weapon in your pants?????
How to protect yourself at the Abbey bathroom this Pride weekend!!
Oh fuck….I’m about to shoot!!
And John Mayer thought Jessica was sexual napalm… I got your napalm right here!
Yes, it makes one hell of a butt plug, and you would be sitting also after taking it out.
Locked and Loaded
Dropping the boys off at the pool with some much needed security today, assholes want to bust my boys balls.
the sergeant said ‘keep your weapon with you AT all times’, so i am just obeying his orders……
” Put you cock up, or I’ll shoot”
Let’s see that T-Rex try and eat me now!
Retrieving RECON. “Operation ‘Tweedel E Dump”
“I didn’t know his gun was loaded”
Laxatives. Makes your coffee taste great but lands you in DEFCON shit.
This is how to make a Glory Hole.
I SAID I wanted some PRIVACY!
“so……. where exactly did you want that glory hole?? “
“Ready for my close up Mr. DeMille”
Trust me i dont shoot blanks
Nobody likes butt babies, but this is a little extreme.
” you’re worried about the gun …I’d be worried about the grenade I’m about to drop”
Are you sure this is the right place for eye exam?
I thought you wanted to “shoot the shit”!?
Cocked and loaded
We tolerated him when he kept saying his butt was “exit-only,” but when he started guarding the exit with his rifle, we knew the lady was protesting too much.
You better believe I’m packing… In EVERY sense of the words.
Give Me back the Paper or I give You some Lead