Here’s a picture of gay porn star Adam Killian, looking at the camera and pointing out into the distance. What you don’t see is that his dick is shoved up fellow performer Aitor Crash‘s ass. Long story short? These combined elements will make for an excellent round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Alpha Males
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Is that the way to the Botox Shop?
Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane…
Look I can see Uranus.
I thought I was big!
I thought I was big!
I thought I was big!
“And I thought the other IKEA lamp could go over there.”
“And I thought the other IKEA lamp could go over there.”
I’m telling you.. if lightning strikes my finger it would travel through my arm, torso, dick and then in through Aitor’s ass !
And then I am going to fuck that ass over there!!!
And then I am going to fuck that ass over there!!!
I’m going to hit this one out of the park
No madam, room 203 is across the hall !
No madam, room 203 is across the hall !
His load is going to go all the way to that spot over there
“Well, he ASKED me to do my John Travolta ‘staying alive’ impression!”
damn it there is a crack in my wall……….fucking repairman, HE is NEXT on this bed……….screw me over, I THINK NOT
get out or your ass is next
get out or your assholes next
you like my saturday night fever move?
you like my saturday night fever move?
MITT!! I told you to leave!!
“The Creation of Adam” take 1 – failed cuz God was busy fapping.
we are on break, the porn shoot is 2 doors down the hall on the left.
SPIDER! SPIDER! I hate spiders
(For those who don’t know the reference , “the creation of Adam” is the painting on the Sixtine’s Chapel ceiling where God and Adam are pointing fingers like this and almost touching each other 🙂
The Porn version of “Tebowing”
Shit!!! That’s not my boyfriend is it?
Someone messed up! There is no way those lines could intersect in that way.
See what happens when you fuck the painter when he’s working, just look at these walls!
and he scores!!!!
Get your cock in his mouth or GTFO
Looks like Sammy Sosa went a little far with the bleaching…
Looks like Sammy Sosa went a little far with the bleaching…
Seriously, you want him to shoot all the way over there?
To infinity and beyond!
Da plane boss, da plane!
Da plane boss, da plane!
Join in, or GTFO!
Join in, or GTFO!
If you can hit that spider on the ceiling when you cum, then next time I’ll let you fuck me.
Elliot?
For those who don’t know, it is spelled ‘Sistine,’ not ‘Sixtine.’
Next position, I’m gonna fuck you so hard against that wall right there.
Next position, I’m gonna fuck you so hard against that wall right there.
COCKROACH!! I told you this place was a dump!
For those who don’t know DUH!
c;mon nice guy, that’s fuckin stupid
Go to homo depot and buy some paint!! Because these lines are to straight for this scene!!
If you really focus all of these STUPID ass lines will start to make sense
You need to move that light ! he has that deer in the headlights look
the babe ruth of gay porn
the babe ruth of gay porn
the babe ruth of gay porn
the babe ruth of gay porn
Oh dear god, look at his eyes!!
I fucked him stupid or i fucked his brains out !!!
Either way, GO GET A NEUROLOGIST !!!!
Oh dear god, look at his eyes!!
I fucked him stupid or i fucked his brains out !!!
Either way, GO GET A NEUROLOGIST !!!!
Oh dear god, look at his eyes!!
I fucked him stupid or i fucked his brains out !!!
Either way, GO GET A NEUROLOGIST !!!!
Oh dear god, look at his eyes!!
I fucked him stupid or i fucked his brains out !!!
Either way, GO GET A NEUROLOGIST !!!!
A clown walked past that window and freaked him out .
It really made his ass pucker! Tell the clown to do it again!!!
Adam Killian is the Babe Ruth of cumshots.
Adam Killian is the Babe Ruth of cumshots.
not where i live but ok , go ahead and take a cheap blow n where is your submission so i can red arrow the shit out of it ? oh i ve seen it now it sucks worse than mine
not where i live but ok , go ahead and take a cheap blow n where is your submission so i can red arrow the shit out of it ? oh i ve seen it now it sucks worse than mine
not where i live but ok , go ahead and take a cheap blow n where is your submission so i can red arrow the shit out of it ? oh i ve seen it now it sucks worse than mine
“About to hit a home run”
“No, dammit, I don’t want to see your new iPhone! Now, go!”
“No, dammit, I don’t want to see your new iPhone! Now, go!”
Go to your room – you’re next!
Go to your room – you’re next!
Once I finish, I Tebow.
This is beautiful.
Da plane boss, da plane!
hello good people of manhuntdaily please vote for me 🙂
hello good people of manhuntdaily please vote for me 🙂
hello good people of manhuntdaily please vote for me 🙂
second star to the right and straight on til morning
second star to the right and straight on til morning
“t’s just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. With you’re hands on you hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it’s the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane.
“t’s just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. With you’re hands on you hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it’s the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane.
Uhhhh, this isn’t what it looks like. Look over there!
Homo Run!
I’m gonna make him shoot over the left field wall…..
To the window!!!! To The Wall!
…and in, and out, and in and out, and LEFT!!
You weren’t kidding about being an exhibitionist. I’ve never met someone who’s set up bleachers in their bedroom before!
As we can see from this graph, market penetration is down for this quarter.
To infinity…and beyond!
This new DWI test is odd, I will touch my nose while fucking, because I won’t walk a straight line.
This new DWI test is odd, I will touch my nose while fucking, because I won’t walk a straight line.
“Boom, Boom, FIREPOWER!!”
“Boom, Boom, FIREPOWER!!”
“Boom, Boom, FIREPOWER!!”
If I’m reading your tattoos right Scorpio should be up right…about…THERE!
DANCING WITH THE STARS….best routine of the night!