This is a picture of a muscular, well-endowed man sticking his hard cock through a 25 pound weight and letting it hang there for a photo opportunity. What would possess someone to do such a thing? We have no fucking clue! But we imagine it’ll lead to a very fun round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 23 votes, it looks like AsA3DollarBill won this round!
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…..and they never again had to ask the gym members to please re-rack the weights after their workouts.
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well worth the weight!