Caption This: A Drunk College Boy Licking Butt

College has become a lot more interesting since I graduated in 2007. Back then, we consumed our alcohol through such elaborate methods as “pouring it into our mouths”, but these days, our future leaders of tomorrow are drinking horrifying, fruity beverages out of their friends’ ass cracks, looking like they’re auditioning to become the next big power bottom on Fraternity X.

In other words? It’s (finally) time for another round of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Take a look at today’s image and the last round’s winner below:

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THIS WEEK’S PIC:

Drunk Butt

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LAST ROUND’S WINNER:

Bible Camp

Couldn’t pass up this visual opportunity presented by liguyny3.

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289 thoughts on “Caption This: A Drunk College Boy Licking Butt

  1. Vice President Jameson’s career was sadly cut short when TMZ leaked this photo. Not because of the subject, but because of his choice in beverages.

  2. After a side-by-side taste test, Colton determined that the tropical beverage did indeed seem more fruity when consumed from his friend’s quivering pucker.

  3. Bob did think it was odd that the fraternity by-laws mandated that he drink his alcohol this way. But who was he to question tradition?

  4. Seeing that disgusting blue wannabe alcohol made me think of a shitty alcohol joke too, but you beat me to it!

  5. After the taste test, the boys ended up agreeing that something “tasting like ass” was not necessarily a bad thing.

  6. Totally not a suggestion but more information sharing: You know what, this practice isn’t new. Frat boys have been doing initiations where this very thing happens for years. Str8 frat boys making other str8 boys drink the booze that runs down their spine and into their crack…or down their chest and off their cock. I’ve seen it first hand and shot in my pants from it.

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