Apparently BUTT magazine had a pool party in Palm Springs, and I can only assume that my invitation got lost in the mail. It seems absolutely preposterous that I wasn’t asked to stand in as a judge for their butt contest. I would have made sure that these asses were judged very closely, to ensure that the winner deserved his victory. And by “closely”, I mean with my face in them.
I meant to post these pictures last week, when they originally gave me a gigantic boner, but unfortunately I was too busy drooling over our Manhunt Daily Wood selection. Thankfully, out friends at The Sword provided me with a friendly reminder. Thanks, guys!
– Dewitt
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OMG that was my hotel! I stayed down there for their Pride
They were all cute until I saw their faces.
Haha, yup! The faces totally killed it for me too…
If this contest where 4 the UGLIST butts n America they would all be winners n my book !!!
The two kissing look to be the only cute ones.
Yall are such queens. I would pounce on ALL these guys except for the blonde guy who looks like Perez Hilton. Hahaha guess I’m a queen too a little.