Britney Spears is the New Shakespeare

Britney Spears If U Seek Amy
Parents across the nation had their panties in a bunch when they heard that Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy" would be played on radio, but little did they know that similar evils are probably taught in their children's English classes! 
According to Slate, phrases of the sort have been used by several musicians before Ms. Spears, and they've all been largely inspired by a poem in James Joyce's Ulysses. The lines are as follows–"If you see kay, Tell him he may, See you in tea, Tell him from me."
They also discuss Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, in which the character Malvolio recites, "By my life this is my lady's hand. These be her very C's, her U's and her T's and thus makes she her great P's." As you may have guessed, the title of this post is a joke, because everyone knows Britney didn't come up with this shit by herself.
Also, Shakespeare would have never licked Fred Durst's balls, right?
– Dewitt

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