No, really – she’s not. It’s a reality show and who gives a fuck that she couldn’t throw a former duet partner a bone? None of this is real. Or rather – none of this is important. But it’s Britney, and there was a homo involved – hence the post.
Britney Spears is the new judge on Simon Cowell’s American version of The X-Factor. There’s a Pussycat Doll out there playing at amusement parks now cuz’ of her! How will this work, we asked ourselves? Since Brit’s Dad and fiance banded together to pull her out of a psychotic tailspin a couple of years back by virtually ENSLAVING HER, she really hasn’t put together a full sentence on her own. At least one that wasn’t run past her handlers first. Isn’t The X-Factor live? So yeah, this could be AMAZING.
It turns out that Britney can handle herself just fine! She proved it by kicking a former duet partner in the balls and sending his ass back to working at the tanning salon! Don Phillip dueted with Britney on a song on her debut album …Baby One More Time. She blew up, he was marketed as a boy band of one and unfortunately crashed and burned. According to Popcrush, Brit recognized him when he walked out and was reportedly “shaken” after he told her he was gay and said that he thought she wasn’t ok with it when they worked together. Britney responded that it was “fine” that he was gay but then went on to tell him he sucked and wasn’t going to advance.
Not only that, she told him that he had obviously been focusing more on whatever hardships he was going through since she had seen him last and neglecting to train his voice. They have Britney Spears all hard and judging vocal talent! Doesn’t she just breathe into the auto-tuner machine? Hot damn! What time will this shit be on?
Watch a sneak preview after the break, and check out a pic of the kinda cute Dan in what looks like a cheesecloth top? Not so cute.
– J. Harvey (via Popcrunch)
DID she say what I think SHE said?!?!?
Britney judging anyones voice is a laugh…
Not a Britney fan but I’m sure she’s qualified to judge X factor… I’m sure she came out before Auto-tune was perfected as a pitch changer and she was once the best performer in the game so I think she would do well on this cheap reality show!
he is way sexier than that ‘blonde, white trash pop star’
She’s awesome… he was on the same label but didn’t become successful back when they were unknown in 1999.
I Will Still Be Loving You is also one of the lowlights of …Baby One More Time. Ah well.
Funny that it contradicts with articles from People magazine and other outlets that say Britney was emotional upon seeing her old label mate and even teared up during his speech. You guys also failed to mention that the other 3 judges also didn’t like his singing.
The X-Factor is not a singing competiton like The Voice, it is about having the complete package, not just the best voice. Seeing how successful Britney is till this day dispite being crazy, not knowing how to dress or speaking ever in public I’d say she’s pretty qualified to judge this show.
Love from Kansas <3
I can see her saying if someone can dance or if someone has stage presence. But Britney telling anyone about vocal talent is a HUGE laugh. Her vocal talent is an auto tuner. So her telling someone their voice isn’t up to par, is kind of the pot calling the kettle.