A DUMPSTER, FULL OF CUM – An elderly couple, living next door to the Sketchy Sex household, has uncovered documents revealing that the gay bareback reality site plans to kidnap men with large penises to quote, unquote “keep their cum dumps full”. Their shocking agenda deems other erotically-charged individuals with willing orifices “unworthy to worship” and details a multitude of steps to capture the world’s well-endowed men, holding them hostage until their scrotums are drained of all seminal fluids. Graphic images of their leaking posteriors were included.
“Harold has an enormous you-know-what,” neighbor Ethel Taintfeather lamented, pointing to her husband’s crotch. “If these young whipper-snappers think they have any chance at massaging his big sausage, then they’re gonna have to go through me. We can’t have corrupted homosexual deviants ruining our homes.”
Representatives for Sketchy Sex avoided all forms of contact, refusing to comment on the situation. After multiple attempts, a member of the household picked up the phone. A squishy sound came over the speaker, as a voice frantically shouted, “I need another load!“ The call ended on an abrupt note, and no further information was provided.
The site’s most recent updates indicate that no individuals were held against their will. A revolving door of well-endowed gentlemen are seen going in and out – in more ways than one – but appear to leave through the front door to return home to their wives, girlfriends and parents’ basements.
More details on this story, as they emerge.
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