Breaking News: Mark Ruffalo Is Really Hot

I live for moments like this. My biggest boner-crush in the entire world–also known as Mark Ruffalo–has posed shirtless for the latest issue of GQ magazine. It’s only a matter of time before I cum all over my keyboard while desperately trying to catapult myself into the computer screen. Just so I can, you know, nuzzle in his fuzzy armpits.

While this is nowhere near the level of nudity in The Kids Are All Right, it’s enough to get hold me off until the movie comes out on DVD. Speaking of which, when the hell is that happening? Because I have plans to play his sex scenes on a continuous loop. Forever.

UPDATE: Apparently, the movie came out on DVD on November 16th, which means I’m going to have a very busy night with Mr. Ruffalo.

– Dewitt

20 thoughts on “Breaking News: Mark Ruffalo Is Really Hot

  1. Picture above will now help me to sleep better at night, dreaming of cuddling against that hairy chest, with his legs wrapped around mine.

  2. Picture above will now help me to sleep better at night, dreaming of cuddling against that hairy chest, with his legs wrapped around mine.

  3. he’s sexy – and he’s a man’s man – NOT the chick with dick looking dudes that are usually in here – HOT HOT HOT

  4. I love Mark Ruffalo ever since I saw him in a movie with Reese Witherspoon, I netflix him to see what other stuff he’s been in and to my surprise…he even had a frontal nude scene with Meg Ryan, I may have to fight you Dewitt over him cause he’s mine.:) Lol

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