BREAKING NEWS: Man Takes Shirtless Selfie, Gives Blogger Erection

VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – A 31 year-old man with an allegedly mouthwatering treasure trail shared a shirtless image on popular gay dating website Manhunt, causing the site’s resident blogger to pop an erection at his desk yesterday afternoon. The man, who goes by the alter ego “andhecooks” on the website, could not be reached for comment at the time of press. The blogger himself was too busy providing the gay sex act “rimjobbing” to respond to any inquiries.

Eventually, he blogger’s underwear spoke out about this development during a press release conducted from a dirty pile of laundry. “I could feel some tension on my fabric,” it revealed. “There was a point where I got a little wet and sticky in one spot, but not too much.”

Citizens are invited to look at the pictures in question and analyze whether they share the blogger’s reaction. A group discussion will occur today in the comment section of Manhunt Daily, a popular gay web publication which you are currently reading.

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View the images which caused such an incredible reaction below:

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Head over here to investigate this fine man’s profile.

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13 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: Man Takes Shirtless Selfie, Gives Blogger Erection

  1. I don’t understand the installation of the medicine cabinet/mirror and how close it is to the night switch. Also, this guy seems douchey.

  2. From nine pictures you can determine the guy’s douchey?
    Sorry, but I think your comment is a better display of that characteristic.

  3. Public bathroom selfies usually are pretty douche. The eyes in the headphones shot doesn’t help either.

  4. f$#k i miss canada n this is a big reason why the fellas are friggin gorgious!!!………accent rocks too hehe

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