BREAKING NEWS: Latest Andrew Christian Video Actually Features Underwear

THE INTERNET, SOMEWHERE – Popular Los Angeles underwear brand Andrew Christian has released a new video that’s shocked fans and detractors alike, due to the inclusion of the brands briefs, jockstraps and various other styles in the footage. The label developed a reputation for their racy viral clips over the past two years, which often allowed their models’ bodies and sexual activity to take precedence over actually seeing the product.

Brand new clip “View From The Top” resolves this issue, as a mysterious individual takes shots, walks through a mansion and performs sexual acts on several scantily-clad gentlemen. The story is set to the incomparable sounds of Dominique Reighard, a losing contestant from the television reality series America’s Next Top Model: Cycle 10 and America’s Next Top Model: All Stars. The story also includes a lot of butts and simulated face-fucking, and the writer of this piece will probably win an award for journalism for delivering this information.

More details, as they emerge.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

Watch this shocking underwear video from an underwear brand below:

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

Andrew Christian View From The Top

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8 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: Latest Andrew Christian Video Actually Features Underwear

  1. I have emailed AC several times asking them when they’ll begin producing hardcore versions of their ads featuring their models, because their videos are just one big teasefest and almost porn. Their response? “We don’t produce gay porn and never will.” What other underwear company produces ads and videos like AC? I will never buy their overpriced goods because I can’t stand the hypocrisy. A company can cater to a gay audience without having its models shove their tongues down each other’s throats and then claim they aren’t in the porn business. I love porn; that isn’t the issue. Just don’t use it to sell your products and then feign innocence.

  2. Some of the most uncomfortable underwear I’ve ever touched (along with Cin2). Their ads are the only redeeming grace.

  3. it already is porn — it’s just softcore porn
    (and, i really don’t see the point; since you can watch hardcore porn just as readily)

  4. OMG Dewitt, absolutely brilliant post. Very well played. I totally agree. Sometimes their videos really really aren’t about the underwear as evidenced by their lack of actually appearing in the video. I get it, sexy sells, but linking it with the product you’re actually trying to sell is a good idea. Blah blah blah…look at the pic of Jake, 3 from the bottom, holy hell, dude is fucking hot. I think we could use a focus on him or even toss him into the 10 because dude is HOT! Really hot. Okay, done.

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