TEPATITLÂN DE MORELOS, JALISCO, MEXICO – Citizens across the world are rubbing their dicks raw to the images on Manhunt member ifiwasyouvampire‘s profile. The 24 year-old man, currently residing in Mexico, has dark brown hair and a smooth, athletic build. He states he is interested in long-term relationships, friendship, dating, kissing and no strings.
“He took my breath away when I first saw him,” said 42 year-old Boston construction worker Finn Gabang. “You know, I used to love munching on my wife’s pussy, but I think I’m gonna divorce her, fly to Mexico and marry this ifiwasyouvampire fella. He can fuck me, suck me and do whatever he wants with my body.”
Local police forces have begun making preparations for the impending sex riots ifiwasyouvampire will cause, yet some officers have confessed they were too sexually stimulated to participate in the process. A representative has confirmed the bulges in their uniforms were, indeed, “humongous”.
To remain safe during the ifiwasyouvampire hysteria, Manhunt recommends visiting this site and repeatedly touching yourself until there is no longer any semen left in your scrotum. Ifiwasyouvampire could not be reached for comment, even though we had a perfectly easy way to reach him and ask for his comments.
Behold the sex riot inducing beauty of this fine young man below:
Head over here to read his profile, see more pics or send a message.
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