It’s “Bulge Thursday” here at Manhunt Daily! Brad Cieslowski and his package were just minding their business while enjoying the pool and hot tub at his Novi, Michigan gym. That was until the frosty and bulge-hating lifeguard told Brad to change or get out. Brad’s bathing suit bulge was apparently offensive to the other gym members!
Cieslowski says the lifeguard went on to say ‘We can all see it,’ to which he responded ‘Well then stop staring. No one’s making you look at it.'”
Hopefully, that last part was accompanied by a truly shady side-eye. The lifeguard told Brad to change his snug swim trunks. Brad was not having it and had to leave, because a gym employee was going to call the police. Was Brad’s basket that crucial? Here’s what Brad said to the media about the situation:
“I can say the same thing about all the women around this pool in their bikinis and their one-pieces, showing off every nook and cranny of their body leaving nothing to the imagination but their skin color… I’m not allowed to be myself and wear what I want to wear and it’s ridiculous, and it’s incredibly sexist.”
Preach! Although, if you read that closely, the “skin color” part doesn’t really make sense. We can cut Brad some slack. He had just been told his beautiful package was shameful, and he was obviously wrought over it. Sexism! Fascism! Anti-junkism!
– J. Harvey
Watch Brad’s story (and find out about Lifetime Fitness’ “two layer” policy) below:
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Perhaps the “skin color” comment was a dig at artificial tanning?
Yea having been to the particular gym where this incident happened I can say it was definitely a dig at all the women who tan there.
Problem could not only b the HOT buldge but also the white color. White swim suits when wet r almost transparent. U can c every thing thru a wet white suit including the fur and the pole!!! 🙂
He seems to like showing off his nice bulge, just look at him sitting on the couch.
He’s correct about the double standard. Women wear little triangles and nothing more and that’s okay, but a man in a Speedo…hide the children! What a weird society we live in.
Dresscode discrimination is also in the office workplace. In most office settings, women can wear tank tops and sandals, but men can’t. However women are allowed to wear whatever men are allowed to wear because they would all picket and protest and it would become a big political thing. Love the double standard.
ah the bulge no offence to him doesnt seem huge so, whats wrong with the bulge?
During my many years in retail, I’ve had more than one female boss tell me that my pants were too tight and inappropriate for the workplace. Really confuses me. I can see their breasts all day long and somehow I manage not to stare, the same should go for my package.
Lifetime is so gay. If I had a nickel for every time I got some action there… well, I could probably treat myself to a Manhunt membership!
I can see the problem being the color if its see through, that is not cool, however there is more tighter and sexier speedos than what shown!
The Worker was just jealous. I saw nothing wrong with those hot shorts.
I would gawk at him if I was in the hot tub or the gym. Cocky guy, me likey!
Agreed. From the cut and the color and the fact that it has no lining this is worn by someone who likes to show off his wares and I could see where some conservative assholes may be offended but in my case i would oggle at him if I was working out the same time he is lol.
if this is supposed to be a “Family Friendly” organization, then i can empathize somewhatly.. ..though i will also have to know if The Ladies truly are being allowed to get away with more scandalous items… …because, in that case, then i can deduce that the employee who complained, has some ‘issues’ of his own
of course, there is an obvious slippery slope to this debate, regarding what one can (and cannot) deem ‘appropriate public attire’; individuals who have ‘prominent features’ no matter how much covering they don, may be “excluded” from activities
I can’t believe this news channel wasted four minutes on this guys bulge. WTF Is everything news nowadays?
E-mail us at daily@manhunt.net with your profile name and we’ll set you up with some comp time on MH for that withering comment.
I guess a good response for this gym member would be to register a complaint for everyone that is not wearing 2-layer swimwear so that they can see exactly how many or few members actually comply regardless of gender.
Y’all never fail to keep me entertained. And MH never fails to keep me busy when my husband (yes… we met on MH) isn’t close at hand! 😛
OMG seriously, unless he was 8 inches flaccid, with a tight ass bulge through his trunks, who the f cares? Is this the USA, or what the hell is this country? Land of the free, my ass..
If I had a body like that, I’d like showing off too
I know right. Can you imagine if this guy was 7 inches flaccid? They showed his fashion faux pas across the whole state, you’d think it would be good enough for the gym.
I think it’s news because it goes to show you how homophobic, misandrist, and sexist our society still is. This is similar to the kind of thing, people of color have been dealing with for millenia!