All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on Adam. It blows me away people can pick up on that just by watching that on television. I want to kiss him. I want to kiss him so bad. I don’t care if it’s mutual or not. Can you honestly tell me that you don’t have a little bit of a crush on Adam? He’s sexy, is the word I’m using.
Shelton said some stupid things on Twitter in the past, so perhaps this is a way of making up for that. Maybe it isn’t, though. Maybe it isn’t some sort of mea culpa so the homosexuals don’t think he’s a dildo. Maybe Adam Levine’s body and face just made him blurt out what he’s really feeling. Sometimes I stare at that famous picture of Adam nude with only some lucky lady’s hand over his junk and I think I would renounce Absolutely Fabulous and Twinkies for that guy.
– J. Harvey