Avril Lavigne’s New Song Brings New Dimension to Her Dreadfulness

It’s not often that you get a piece of music, nay – a cultural artifact – that combines and brings focus to so many dimensions of dreadful, but here we are in the first week of October 2013, and we’ve scored.

Avril Lavigne, the impish “Anti-Spears” of the early ’00s, and Chad Kroeger, be-goateed minstrel of face hurtingly dreadful angst-rock band Nickelback, have both married and collaborated on a piece of music called “Let Me Go” that they hope will attach itself to your hearts and minds in some personal way. For their experience and art is universal. Here it is:

I’ve listened to this thrice now, and I can honestly say I felt nothing. Still, in terms of physics, it’s impressive that so much heart wrenchingly contrived angst could exist in one space without imploding, so I guess they deserve kudos for that.

Seriously, fuck both of you.

Here’s what should happen: Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus go and do Waiting for Godot directed by David Lynch at BAM and Chad Kroeger goes to France and sits in a small apartment and thinks about what he’s done. In silence. For a year. Then we can talk. Until then: Let ALL OF US go and stop doing things, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger.

– Charley Flynn.

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416 thoughts on “Avril Lavigne’s New Song Brings New Dimension to Her Dreadfulness

  1. i dont think its too bad have heard worse………like britneys latest ekk…lol but yeah this not too bad

  2. These are two of the three worst “talents” to come out of Canadian music. Contrived, tired, and far too over exposed in Canada due to Canadian content requirement laws. All you need is to throw in a few lines from Justin Bieber and this tri-fold horror would finally call forth Cthulhu from the abyss to destroy us all (much to our relief).

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