Aural Only: Lady Antebellum

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Now I'm a fan of some country music, but I have a tendency to pay more attention to country boys. I simply can't resist the accent, the charm and the "southern hospitality". I realize this is an idealistic fetishization of men who reside below the Mason-Dickson line. I don't mean to offend anyone with these generalizations, but I simply can't deny it–the moment you tell me you're from the south, it automatically makes you ten times hotter.

Here's the thing. I've heard of Lady Anytebellum before. Perhaps I've even heard a few of their songs. But how did no one tell me that group members Charles Kelley and Dave Haywood are so absurdly attractive? I seriously want to be sandwiched between these guys. Haywood would obviously be on bottom, because of that baby-face and long hair that's just made for pulling. Kelley can put himself wherever he wants, just as long as he puts his beard in my ass cheeks. Just sayin'.

Wait, wasn't this post supposed to be about music? Lady Antebellum has a single out called "Need You Now", and it's actually starting to become a mainstream hit. This past week, it even made the Billboard Top Ten! After a few listens, I definitely think it deserves to be there, and it might just make its way onto "other" charts.

– Dewitt

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Watch the official music video here.

10 thoughts on “Aural Only: Lady Antebellum

  1. This sounds like a good reason to have a few “Secret Sex” posts featuring your fave country studs, Dewitt … and yes, these guys are hot.

  2. I’ve been a fan of them for a few months and Charles reminds me of Ryan Gossling in The Notebook with that facial hair by far a new kind of hot.

  3. There’s nothing “Secret Sex” about these guys, WestAtlBear! If I ever got in bed with one of them (or both), I’d shout it off a rooftop!

  4. I have watched Charles for a few years now and have drooled over him from day one.
    He wears tight, TIGHT black jeans on stage and always sports a HUGE package! That, and being insanely HOT (looking so much like my first lover that I thought I was seeing a double at first) in addition to being a talented singer/performer has earned him a place in my fanbook!
    I wonder if he is as great a top as his look-alike…Randy are you on here?

  5. Yoohoo…It’s Manhunt, you dolt! You see any Pilgrims on this website?….ummm, yet?
    But I digress….Lady Antebellum puts out some great music, and am very happy they are getting recognized outside of country music circles…mmmmm, Charles….woof!

  6. I love this song…and I don’t typically like country….and yeah the guys are hot but i also love her voice

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