You guys don’t care about music nearly as much as you care (or don’t care) about the Maverick Men or Zachary Quinto‘s butthole. The numbers for our brand new Aural Fixation feature were weak, with less than 300 votes logged in last week’s competition. That’s pretty abysmal compared to the rest of our polls… But we’re not going to give up on it just yet!
Today, we’ve compiled a list of four songs that could potentially be played in your bedroom, and it’s up to you to decide which would be most complimentary to your sweaty rendezvouses. Will you keep it classy with Lana Del Rey? Make me happy by voting for Chromatics? Add some rhythm to your sheets with Katy B? Or, um, “Wet The Bed” with Chris Brown? We’ll find out soon enough! Click through to listen and vote.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Dirty Boy Video
To listen to this week’s selections and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
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LANA DEL REY – VIDEO GAMES: Do straight hipster-dude bloggers only support this chick because of her awesome (and admittedly enviable) dick-sucking lips? “Video Games” is a beautifully written song—as proven by the Bombay Bicycle Club cover brought to our attention by DNotes—but there’s something about Lana Del Rey’s original version that gets under our skin. And not in a sexy sort of way.
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CHROMATICS – KILL FOR LOVE: Chromatics appeared in the teaser trailer for Travis Matthews’ I Want Your Love, as well as the soundtrack for the Ryan Gosling flick Drive. Their latest release “Kill For Love” is fucking spectacular. Plus, it’ll make you think of Ryan Gosling and the best sex scene of 2010. Glorious.
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KATY B – MOVEMENT: “Silence is the sound of now, but I’d much prefer love bold and proud.” We’re not sure why that line gets us so boned up, but it just does. Without fail! Even though Katy B’s ginger sexiness doesn’t quite reach a Danny Harper level, she’s doing pretty well in our book (for someone who doesn’t have a penis).
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CHRIS BROWN F/ LUDACRIS – WET THE BED: There are so many reasons that it’d be wrong to vote for this song… Unless you’re into watersports? That wouldn’t even be relevant, because we’re pretty sure this song is about copious amounts of vagina juice.
I voted for Lana del Rey because she’s hot in the UK right now and has a lot of hype going on for her. But her music is not something I consider to make love or fuck. How ’bout you get here for next week “Jealousy” by Will Young?
Just to kick things off and it would be great if you keep this feature for at least a month.
Thanks.
dewitt if you want people to vote in the poll when it comes to the aural section you need to get creative.
Put each song cover in the contest in front of a peen and/or an ass and the only way we get to uncover the ass/peen is if the poll gets over 200 votes.
Or alternatively to get things rolling and people interested in the music section again start with Keli Rowland’s lay it on me vid and ask us to choose which guy is the hottest and in which position, then move on to a few artists and the guy(s) in their vids up against each other for the next week.
Don’t let the low numbers deter you, keep the music posts coming! (The strategically placed dick shots should help!)
Where is the ‘none of the above’ option? And who do I send playlists to at Manhunt?
they all suck
Part of my problem is I’m more into rock/hard rock/metal. I do & always will like pop but I don’t keep up with it that much anymore.
MMM chris brown!!!!
Just leave a comment with suggestions, or send them to daily@manhunt.net.