To celebrate Gay Daily Hot blogger John Tegan‘s “shameful love” for Michael Buble—which isn’t that shameful ’cause I’d hit it in at least seventeen different positions, grab onto his big goofy ears, shove his face down so far into my crotch that his nose would be nuzzling against my balls and… Um, sorry. What was the point of this post?
Right! In order to find out how many of you would make the awful decision of fucking to Christmas music, we thought we’d place Buble’s entire holiday album against new tracks by Lana Del Rey, Mike Posner and The Voice‘s Dia Frampton. Honestly, all of these songs are terrible options for Aural Fixation, so good luck choosing one!
– Dewitt
Click through to listen to these selections and cast your vote:
Lana Del Rey – Born To Die: I still haven’t made up my mind about Lana Del Rey. This wouldn’t be such an issue, if it weren’t for the fact that every piece written about her mentions the polarizing effect she has on listeners. Meh. Here’s her new single “Born To Die”. I’ve been listening to it on repeat, and I still can’t figure out if I love it or hate it.
Mike Posner – Looks Like Sex: It has the word “sex” in the title, so that must automatically mean it’s sexy! What? Don’t look at me like that. This is the type of logic that explains how LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It” won the last round.
Dia Frampton – The Broken Ones: It’s a good thing Dia Frampton’s second single is an anti-suicide anthem, because you’ll need it once you’re done listening to this. Oh gosh! Pretend I didn’t type that! Really. I’ve never felt worse about saying something to the Internet than I do now.
Michael Buble’s Christmas Album: I’d have sex with someone while listening to this, as long as Michael Buble was sandwiched between us. Am I the only one who gets a power bottom vibe from him? Maybe it’s just ’cause I want to hate fuck him for recording that wretched “I Just Haven’t Met You Yet” song… Damn, why am I so grumpy today? Sorry.
As much as I want to fuck with Buble (although he’s an asshole according to a friend in Vancouver) I have to go with Lana del Rey. We’ll be hearing much more from her in 2012. I still think Videogames is a very cool track.
YOU SHOULD REALLY ADD THE OPTION OF “NONE OF THE ABOVE”
there is something skeevy about michael buble that just really rubs me in all the wrong ways.
michael buble turned me on the first time i saw him and heard him. then when he came out and said i am a bad boy and a long way from the saint people think i am – i literally came in my jeans. i think he is an awesome singer and can look at his pictures and just dream about meating him!!
Im w/ jay, he Michael Buble irritates the dingleberries out of me. Bluck, he s so whiny
While I can’t envision myself bumipin’ uglies to Dia’s song, it’s pretty damn good.
michael bubble is hawt but his music is just unlistenable…….this coming from a gay guy who can sit thru an entire grace jones cd without skipping to the next track! and what’s up with lana del rey? i’ve heard a few singles from her but where the fuck is her album??? getting over her very quickly…..
It’s okay. I suppose I was just being unnecessarily harsh on it, because it pales in comparison to her live performances on The Voice. I’m hoping they let her take more artistic liberties on her second album (if it ever happens).
Michael Buble gives me a boner every time I see him and I have to admit to having a fondness for the sappy love songs, including “I just haven’t met you yet”
I would be quite happy to unwrap him under my Christmas tree.