Are You Looking For A Hairy, Gym-Loving Guy?

Yeah? You’re looking for a hairy, gym-loving guy? Well, good news! I found him. He goes by the name of Arty1981 on Manhunt, and if you’re anywhere near London, you might actually have a shot with him. He’s looking for a fun guy who knows how to look after himself and, also, “has something going on between their ears”. It might also help your case if you enjoy visiting galleries, museums or the cinema, then grabbing a drink (or three) afterward.

At this point, I’m practically plagiarizing his Manhunt profile, so you might as well just go here and read about what else he’s looking for. He unfortunately doesn’t list whether he prefers topping or bottoming, but there’s a pretty extensive list of activities he enjoys partaking in. “Rimming” is amongst those activities, in case you were wondering…

– Dewitt

Imagine sitting on this handsome face (amongst other things):