Archie Comics Is Having A Gay Wedding

It’s great that they introduced a gay character and are having him get married and all. But it was PLAINLY obvious that Jughead has been chugging Riverdale cock on the down low for years. That hat he used to sport wasn’t a symbol that he was a simpleton. It should have been treated as the fierce fashion forward accessory it was. If you look at enough Archie comic panels – he’s checking out Archie’s ass something fierce.

Archie’s gay character, military man Kevin Keller, marries his black boyfriend  Clay Walker (I hope some bigot walks by the cover on a newsstand, sees it, and keels) in issue 16 of Life With Archie. Get it, Kevin! Businesses might get shit for running a billboard of two men *hellz, no!* touching, but at least we can marry off two male comic book characters. Comic book companies are in the know.

Who do you think should play Kevin and Clay in a movie version? And should they have an open marriage and invite Archie and Jughead in on the fun. Sadly – Archie’s available for that. Let us know in the comments.

– J. Harvey

5 thoughts on “Archie Comics Is Having A Gay Wedding

  1. Kevin also looks like he is in the military as well…that will definitely make some of the uptights squirm…

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