You might be outraged to learn that Los Angeles based company Andrew Christian makes undergarments which enhance the male package and thereby encourage man-on-man fornication. It has recently come to my attention that they’ve produced a “twerking” music video to promote their Trophy Boy line.
“Twerking” is a disgusting new trend in which young men and women move their hindquarters in a perverted fashion. It reached a high point of cultural relevance when the once angelic Miley Cyrus “twerked” her body against an older gentleman named Robin Thicke, an event which occurred on a television award show that was likely sponsored by the devil himself. Now I don’t want to jump to any hasty conclusions about the intense dangers of “twerking”, but I can tell you that my niece watched every single second of that performance. She is now pregnant with triplets and trading sexual favors for “molly” pills.
With this in mind, you can understand why I’d be revolted that an undergarment company would promote the gay “twerking” agenda. The dance moves within this video present each individuals’ hindquarters as something that would be fun to penetrate, and as we all know by now, no good can come from engaging in such unnatural and horrifying acts.
If you care about the future of the world, then you should join me, Natalie D. Sinclair, in boycotting undergarment company Andrew Christian and refusing to acknowledge the goals of the gay “twerking” agenda. If you stand against me, support their brand and wear their undergarments, I want you to know that you are in danger of engaging in man-on-man fornication. Given these options, I think we both know how to make the right decision.
Photo credit: Andrew Christian
Shake your head in disapproval at the gay “twerking” seen below:
Do NOT support the gay “twerking” agenda at ANDREW CHRISTIAN.
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They should start a class at the local Y and make it the next Zumba craze. Twerk your ass off.
You know when something is overdone, overpromoted, overdiscussed? You know what that means? It’s time for it to be OVER. Please, stop blogging about this insanely moronic trend. Who cares if pretty boys are yet again promoting underwear by latching on to the teat of “pop culture” mediocrity!
Those undies remind me of the yoga pants you used to see girls wearing that said something ridiculous like “50% Angel.” Please boys don’t ever buy these…
so wheres the men version of this?
Did you also know that AC also makes and sales inserts for the front of the undies that actually have the outline of a thick cock cut into it so that it always looks like you have a full cock that is cut. Have a look at the pics again with that knowledge. The shorts and the guys are awesome but the insert seems like cheating.
I own a pair of the AC Trophy Boy jock-briefs… the pouch is made so your natural junk is pushed out and forward, but there’s no padding to make your bulge even bigger… though I do know some AC undies have that… I agree it’s cheating… and honestly, a bit sad… why bother? So you can attract a size queen and then drop your undies and be a letdown for them? I’d rather people see the real me, and I’m more than enough for most.
For the record, I think the underwear you can buy doesn’t have the writing on the ass… I think this is just for the video, so we see the “team” names.
was that guy wearing monster high branded head phones -_^
None of them skinny white boys has what it takes to twerk properly.
Just because Miley Cyrus is thin and did it ( well she tried) doesn’t mean you should too.
Quinn Jaxon can twerk really well. I guess Mike Dozer too, he has what it takes , where is he?
I don’t remember AC ever hiring a black/latino dude with the right kind of badonkadonk. Maybe they think it’s too much. It’s not!
Does Manhunt have any exclusive discounts on underwear brands? I need some new sexy boxer briefs.
Yea, Jack, I wasn’t actually talking about the shorts themselves. AC sells an insert that is shaped like a cock. It was on their site, may still be. I’m sure it’s for the models to wear that aren’t really filling the shorts out very well. Cheat! But whatever. The AC dudes are hot!
Where’s the ass tho?
all those flat asses in one place… like a PTO meeting
Who sings the first song in the video?
something tells me you can’t twerk
What part of my commentary left you believing I would ever want to twerk?
It kevin mikal’s “Candy Yum Yum”, hes actually one of the twerkers