Anderson Cooper Refuses to Wriggle

Everyone knows that you need to dance if you're going to appear on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show, but Anderson Cooper isn't having any of that! Ellen introduced the silver fox with Estelle's "American Boy", and he opted to merely walk out onto the set.

"No one wants to see a middle-aged man with silver hair wriggling," said Cooper. I'm sure many of you would echo Ellen's sentiment of "yes we do", but something tells me that you're not thinking about dancing.

Beyond the dance snub, Anderson discusses being drunk-dialed by NeNe of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Is it bad that we're jealous of her for getting her (yes, I meant to write her) number?

– Dewitt

2 thoughts on “Anderson Cooper Refuses to Wriggle

  1. Please proofread your posts before putting them online, dewitt.
    “…and he merely opted to merely walk out …” (redundant)
    “…we’re jealous of her for getting her number?” (wrong gender, confusing)
    Carelessness in grammar never reflects well on a person. Despite my criticism here, I DO applaud you for using the correct form of “you’re” – which is more than I can say for most people who blog (or chat, or answer profiles…)

  2. Dewitt, dont worry about laypersons (which in this case means non-bloggers) who criticize your writing…
    The problem with this country (i assume we are all from the land of apple pie, and baseball) is that everyone wants to correct everyone else just to boost their own ego… If English were your second language and a few typos would get in the way of your understanding the post, then i could see a complaint. However, i’m sure the majority of the people who frequent this site are versed in reading,writing,understanding the English language, and thus, will allow for a typo here or there….
    Onto anderson, he’s hott as heck… Wouldn’t mind waking up to that middle-aged silver fox in the morning…

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