It’s not exactly clear why either John Mayer or The Situation were invited to CMT‘s Country Music Awards, but here’s a picture of them flashing their abs together. You’re probably wondering why we’re posting this picture. The answer? We’re not entirely sure. It just kind of happened, okay?
Feel free to post a predictable comment about how it must be “a slow news day”. Or you could secretly masturbate to this picture of two douchebags. I’d ask who you’d rather, but I think this contest would easily go to The Situation. Perhaps I’m a little biased on this?
– Dewitt
I dont see why so many people are making a big deal over The Situation I dont find his bod to be all that. I have seen better and his IQ is laughable. The smartest thing he has done is stick together with his cast mates for a bigger pay check, but whats next? Something they all need to think about, cause the 15 minutes is running out. As for John Meyer…no need to comment on a racist.
i’m with the above commenter; their 15 minutes are quickly running out…
and as far as john mayer is concerned i can’t listen to him in good conscious because of his racist comments. isiah washington calls someone a f*g and he instantly becomes an outcast, john mayer goes into a racist tirade and he gets to perform at nbc’s summer concert series and continue his career?
well that’s not gonna fly with me, i’m not going to support him at all.
They’re both incredibly douchetastic… as for the first comment? Spot on! The guy has nuscles but not a defined six-pack… I’ve seen nicer bodies, too. 🙂
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick…Ding…sorry for both of you but your 15 minutes of “fame” are UP!…now go get a job..can you say “paper or plastic?”, or “do you want fries with that?”…
ugh…if i HAD to choose, I’d have to go with The Situation…He’s SLIGHTLY less sickening than John Mayer…But seriously, they BOTH make me want to BARF!!! lol 😀
I don’t even know who they are, and have ZERO interest in people who give themselves ridiculous, infantile names like “The Situation.” We did that in kindergarden while playing in the sandboxes and, fortunately, outgrew that. Trash, douche, sleeze bags are excellent substitutions.
Honestly, I don’t care if John is a racist or not….I just don’t like him because he has an undeserved air of accomplishment, and his voice sounds like a blender filled with broken glass. As for whats-his-face, never heard of him and he don’t look all that hot….douche-tastic is the perfect word for both.
I’d do John in a heartbeat! Well, more to the point, I’d let John do me. Not dating material for man, woman, or rock, but yeah, hands tied behind his back, unable to stop me? Sure thing. Video going and all!