So, it’s like four hundred degrees out right now and here I am, sitting in my office trying to unstick my balls from the side of my leg without drawing too much attention. I would so much rather be naked on a beach somewhere. Like this guy! His name is Graham Farquhar, he’s Scottish, and he has a couple of arty jerkoff videos on Vimeo. Also, he has a nice dick and nice legs, and he’s pretty hot in a hetero nerdy web programmer way. I’d totally blow him, in other words.
His musical taste is also worth noting. Because nothing says “naked man with a semi on a beach and a CFNM fetish” like, um, “Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants. [Side note: I really fucking hate They Might Be Giants. When I was in college, they played at my school and were huge demanding divas about everything. Also that voice! Awful.]
Here he is jerking off to the strains of, of all things, nineties cannibal movie Ravenous. [Warning for those of you with no attention spans: the dick doesn’t come out until after the five-minute mark. He has a really adorable cumface, though, so skip ahead if you must.]
Just yesterday he uploaded a new video, which is a little heavy on the digital manipulation for my tastes, but which features a) him in handcuffs and b) some first-wave ska. So that’s something.
And if you’re a Scottish lady, which is unlikely, you can hire him out to nude model at your bachelorette party. Or hen night, I guess they call them. Oh, and he has a blog with many, many, many self-portraits. For some reason it also auto-plays a sped-up version of “Ruby Soho”.
– Lawrence
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