There’s something kind of comforting about Euro twinks. Perpetually horny, with long, skinny limbs and long, thick dicks, they remind me of all the Johan Paulik photos that I used to spank it to back in the late nineties, when my dial-up couldn’t really handle video yet. While my tastes skew more towards daddy muscle bears now, I do sometimes still get distracted for periods of time watching barely legal boys pleasuring themselves on the internet.
Take Youngsnake here. He’s the ultimate Eurotwink, Franco-Russian but living in Germany. He spends quite a bit of time jerking off in various parts of his bedroom, like so many teenagers before him. You never hear him talk. You just get to watch him whip out his big dong and stroke it. (He definitely seems to support the theory about guys with big feet having equally long cocks…) He’s got a pretty amazing shorts tan, and from certain angles he almost looks a little like hetero porn king James Deen. And from most other angles he looks like he belongs in a Bel Ami shoot, ramming his Braunschweiger into other, equally skinny boys his age.
It’s almost my birthday, so I feel slightly creepy popping a boner while watching this guy beating his blood sausage for the camera. But whatever. He’s the one putting it out there for us.
– Lawrence
Here’s a quick 30 seconds of him spanking it:
I wish the big feet thing was true!
I met a guy once in the Army that had size 16’s and he was only 5″ and not thick either.
Nice body, great personality, sounded like a guy, acted like a guy, was 6’4″ tall and those size 16 feet but only liked to bottom due to his cock size.
Ha! I agree. This one chick I was seeing commented once she thought my feet were small (10.5) and I replied with, maybe, but I’ve got a big dick 🙂
I only wear a size 7 1/2 to an 8 depending on the shoe and have 6″.
Husband has size size 10 to 11 and is 7″
Just too hard to predict what you might find hidden away in a pair of pants or shorts.
Haha, that’s funny, Lawrence! Some of my first gay experiences were also jerking off to tiny Bel Ami photos of Johan Paulik and Lucas Ridgeston online in the late 90s! Ah, if I only knew then the Pandora’s Box I was opening…
Yea, it’s definitely not a hard-and-fast rule but as a size queen that likes playing the odds, I tend to gravitate towards the taller guys (for a variety of reasons) but I do love it when I run upon a shorter guy that has a huge cock (tends to be true for German guys). Love that. Okay, I love huge cock no matter what height the guy is. There I said it. Of course a sexy man can have any size cock and still be damn sexy.
Well I wear a 13 wide shoe and carry EXTRA large trojans in my wallet !! need I say more ?
It seems now a days that a lot of average to shorter guys, now a days, are pretty well hung. At least what I see and read in the profiles on sites anyways.
Personally I have not had an opportunity to play with anything over 7″ and nothing above normal thickness in maybe 11 years now so can not be a size queen! LOL But would enjoy the opportunity that is for sure.
Thanks for pictures and link.
Youngsnake is very very cute european boy. Young, tall, slim.
With a long and large dick.
I love him !