There’s something kind of comforting about Euro twinks. Perpetually horny, with long, skinny limbs and long, thick dicks, they remind me of all the Johan Paulik photos that I used to spank it to back in the late nineties, when my dial-up couldn’t really handle video yet. While my tastes skew more towards daddy muscle bears now, I do sometimes still get distracted for periods of time watching barely legal boys pleasuring themselves on the internet.
Take Youngsnake here. He’s the ultimate Eurotwink, Franco-Russian but living in Germany. He spends quite a bit of time jerking off in various parts of his bedroom, like so many teenagers before him. You never hear him talk. You just get to watch him whip out his big dong and stroke it. (He definitely seems to support the theory about guys with big feet having equally long cocks…) He’s got a pretty amazing shorts tan, and from certain angles he almost looks a little like hetero porn king James Deen. And from most other angles he looks like he belongs in a Bel Ami shoot, ramming his Braunschweiger into other, equally skinny boys his age.
It’s almost my birthday, so I feel slightly creepy popping a boner while watching this guy beating his blood sausage for the camera. But whatever. He’s the one putting it out there for us.
Here’s a quick 30 seconds of him spanking it: