Am I The Only One Who Likes To Eat While Watching Porn?

 

Don’t worry, this isn’t turning into a diet blog…YET!  Just kidding! It’s just that sometimes I find myself at my computer chowing down on a big fat double-pounder (hamburger) while staring at a big juicy ass (Adam Killian’s ass).

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More specifically,  Adam Killian’s ass in that carwash scene.

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It’s like for some reason the burger never tasted so good and the ass never looked so God-damn juicy. Together they make the perfect match. It’s like burying my face in the burger is like burying my face in that outstanding bubble-butt, jiggling inches away from my nose and mouth, ass-cheeks on face-cheeks.

 

It doesn’t happen often (because I only eat burgers like three times a year, and two of the times I’m probably drunk off my ass), but when it does, it’s fucking supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! And like a lad that lasts less than a minute during his first blowjob, so does my burger.

-Dave

4 thoughts on “Am I The Only One Who Likes To Eat While Watching Porn?

  1. What’s going on with you guys? Things have changed and not for the better. When does ANYONE want to eat out a hot ass full of soap suds?

  2. In all fairness, you don’t drive the car while you’re still washing it, if you catch my drift.

    In reality, you’d hose off the soap suds first, THEN eat out that hot ass. But then, this IS porn, so… you know 🙂

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