All of These Models Need To Sit On My Dick.

I would like to give a hand to whoever did the casting for Les Garçons‘ Spring/Summer 2013 show in Paris. Actually, fuck giving a hand! I’d like to give that person a really good blowjob, in the hope that he (or she)* would introduce me to all of these models.

Then, to my best ability, I would use my sharp wit to convince these models that they should let me fingerbang them for the sake of their careers… And then I’d steal their clothes. Even though I’m not hot enough to rock any of these items, I’d at least be able to sniff them and remember that time I fingerbanged a bunch of insanely attractive male models (which would never happen, ’cause I’m not hot enough).

– Dewitt

* This might make the blowjob part difficult. Unless she has a penis.

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29 thoughts on “All of These Models Need To Sit On My Dick.

  1. The clothing is HIDEOUS !!!!  Even THESE guys can’t pull it off even though they REALLY need to. Nothing quite like wearing crap that screams “Look at me! I’m a fuckin’ tasteless fag!” Just saying ……

  2. Anyone else think the 6th picture down, the guy w/ the light blue shoes & bag looks like a young Hugh Jackman?  Maybe it is because of the Wolverine hairstyle most of the models are sporting for whatever reason.

  3. The clothes are VERY fashionable and very well designed as most of Les Garcon’s clothes are. The wolverine haircuts are a bit strange but the men at least are not skinny twinks (well not all). hahaha  Seems the shorter the haircut the sexier the model, in my book.GarçonsLes Garçons

  4. This particular post is getting a lot of thimbs down. From me, too – hair, “clothing,” and, indeed, the models themselves (except the black guy and the hairless, tan white guy) alarmingly plain. What gives??

  5. You’re all crazy and they’re all hot.  Sign me up.  IMHO the hair-style rocks, a few have great bodies, love the beards and hairy legs on a few of them.  They clothes… no – even these hot models can’t sell them to me.

  6. Those clothes — minus the black and white bathrobe — were hideous. Those models shouldn’t have been wearing anything.

  7. Honestly, I don’t know why everyone’s complaining. I went through the entire post VERY slowly & I still couldn’t tell you anything about the clothes. I couldn’t get over those LEGS!!! *dreamy sigh…* The clothes get a thumbs up from me just coz of the men wearing them. Those damn clothes couldn’t look sexier! LOL

  8. Hopefully guys would rather go naked than wear any of these outfits.
    That pink prison jumpsuit?  Really?

  9. The guys are all hot, but the hairstyles are hideous. Whoever is promoting this “wolverine” hairstyle needs to be chained to the bottom of an outhouse pit.

  10. The Fashion is so FUCKIN” DISTRACTING, I can’t focus on the boys!!!!!!!!!  Next stop for this shit? TARGET!!!!

  11. definitely some yummy looking legs, but yes, ugly clothes, goofy hair, and the guy with the face piercings made me gag. 

  12. Dewitt, you simply must come up with some way to easily reference a specific picture when you post something so ripe for us to throw bitchy comments at and with so many pictures to work with. It takes away from the fun when you have to describe the picture or count what number down it is and then reference after the jump or total or whatever and then bitch about it. 

    That being said, there are some very interesting looks going on there. Enjoy the finger-bang fantasy…and I’m sure some of these young men would gladly sit on your dick. Perhaps we need a picture of it to be sure however…you know, strictly for business purposes such as connecting it and one of these potential dick sitters. I mean it only seems fair as many of us have shown you ours…and our naughty bums.

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