Adam Scott Wants To Get Up In Channing Tatum’s Ass

Who doesn’t? Adam Scott is the foxy little hotness on Parks and Recreation. Channing Tatum is the Bel Ami-named bohunk Hollywood keeps trying to foist on us as a leading man. Scott recently told Details that he admires Channing’s sculpted beef. He didn’t stop there. He also thinks Tatum’s ass (complete with hole) should be mass-produced and sold in sex shops as a cum receptacle. I think we all sign off on this concept.

DETAILS: So, on Parks, the cast always seems to be having a ton of fun.

Adam Scott: You don’t have fun at work? You work for Details. You sit around and talk about hot dudes like Channing Tatum. That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass. Sorry for everything I just said.

So he’s totes fapping to his copy of Fighting on the regular. Note to Adam – Manhunt in totally interested in your business plan. Hit us up.

– J. Harvey

14 thoughts on “Adam Scott Wants To Get Up In Channing Tatum’s Ass

  1. You nailed it.  I have seen better actors than Channing Tatum in junior high school productions.  That said, who doesn’t want to get up in the fine ass?  

  2. I’ve had a crush on Adam Scott since  PIRAHNA 3D…  wasn’t he just adorable in MY IDIOT BROTHER?

  3. I’ve had a crush on Adam Scott since he dated Michael C. Hall on Six Feet Under. Wish I could have made that a threeway!

  4.  Who watches porn for the acting? Because, let’s be honest, Channing’s career has included porn for girls, for gay men, and for the men who can’t yet accept that they want to watch hot men. (Has he made a Sword & Sandals flick yet?)

    I don’t care if the boy can’t act, I’ll still see 21 Hump Street.

  5. Channing made that homoerotic Romans-in-Britain epic “The Eagle” (2011). And, despite whatever limitations he may have as an actor, he has become an A-list star: his recent romantic melodrama “The Vow,” co-starring Rachel McAdams, has so far grossed more than $120 million at the box office.

  6. I’ve had a huge crush on Adam Scott since Star Trek: First Contact, and CSI: Miami. He is sooooo hot , I wanna stick my hands in his pants and let him do me in a heartbeat. Woof!!!!! =)

  7. Is there a line somewhere to get up his ass? Please point me to it. Straight guys should make those ass molds like the gay porn guys did so that we can fuck them (you know, when they aren’t in the closet).

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