Kids, your Manhunt Daily co-blogger feels like microwaved shit. That sound you hear is a bitch flat-lining. Call a coroner, fetch a toe-tag. Dewitt was cool enough to cover my posts yesterday, but duty calls.
If I falter mid-sentence, don’t hate me and someone dial 911. Actually, just get model Adam McMahon to sit on my face in those buttless briefs. That should revive me STAT. Come to think of it, if there was an Adam McMahon in every emergency room there would be way less deaths. That ass looks like it can work miracles.
Does that lime-green rubber shirt have a pec window? *eye roll*
– J. Harvey (via Fatice magazine)
Photo credit: Vijat Mohindra
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Oh wow. He is something fierce. I love his sexy clothing. Mhm I just wanna touch all over.
Hey look, Barbie had a sex change.
oh my…. hit me, baby! Give it to me right here 🙂
It’s fantastic when you’re plastic!
When you’re 17, like he appears to be, of course you look good.
He looks like the love child of Taylor Lautner and Jeff Stryker.
Incredibly hot! He needs to rethink the hair but he looks great nonetheless.
Where’s the man in these?
do you think he owns another facial expression?
About as artificial looking as is possible to get…disturbingly so…repulsive..queeny… twinkie..Gen-Y…kiddie…BEURK!
WTF with his nipples!?!?!? why are they so small?
Is this guy real? Talk about manufactured, foto shop must of had a field day!!! Nice packet and thighs though.
of course he does, I clearly recognize the Ferrari, Le Tigre, and Blue Steel facial expressions. And that last one might even be a Magnum…
I thought that was Jeff Stryker before I looked a little closer…
adam is so pretty.
hell.
and if he is 17, as suggested by men (not boys, please) up there. . .
. . .well, i reck’n yuh might jus’ hafta put me in jail, for that y’ung`n. . . . .
Looks like Wilmer Valderama too.
Not digging the hairstyle. The rest of him’s all right.