Adam Lambert Is So Straight

Adam Lambert Holding Hands Gay
If two guys want to hold hands or walk their dogs together, who are we to say that they're gay for one another? This looks like nothing more than a pure, completely heterosexual bromance. 
Not only do these two men hold hands, but they probably bob up and down in one another's laps. With penises in their mouths. What's so gay about that? Rolling Stone's next cover certainly won't involve Adam Lambert in any way, because he's so not gay.
Excuse us while we go photoshop images of Lambert making out with other guys. We just love "setting targets on people we want to be gay and urging them to be gay because we want it." I mean, what else is there for us to do? 
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Splash News

3 thoughts on “Adam Lambert Is So Straight

  1. Yeah Lambert is Gay, big wup. Don’t get pissy just coz u were called out on that straight friend of Zac Quintos. You so DO set “targets on people” you want to be gay.

  2. Why are we even still talking about this? It’s Lambert’s life, and if he wants us to know, he’ll tell us.
    Gay men are not all bitchy, gossipy queens, Dewitt. You could do your part and stop reinforcing that sad stereotype.

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