Carly Rae Jepsen‘s breakout album Kiss is packed with squeaky clean, saccharine pop songs that make the Disney Channel seem XXX-rated. Sure, she may be on the brink of 27 years-old, but most of her material sounds like it was written for someone ten years […]
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Carly Rae Jepsen: “Call Me Maybe”
Laugh out loud! I have a deep loathing for the internet acronym “LOL”. So few people really mean it, you know? In this particular case, I’m spelling it out for you, to draw attention to the hilarious idea that we’d post this Carly Rae Jepsen […]
Ian Somerhalder Lazin’ Around
Here’s some new photos of actor Ian Somerhalder for you fans of The Vampire Diaries and/or the dumb guy from Lost. Oh my smoke monster, remember how dumb Boone was? Anyway, these are from photographer Butch Hogan. If Ian’s your guy, I’m sure these are exquisite. But […]
Douche Your Hole, Douche Your Pussy, ‘Cause You’re About To Get DOUBLE-PENETRATED By Megan & Liz!
Somewhere out there, Carly Rae Flopsen is brushing her teeth with some record executive’s DICK, pondering whether she has to do anal sex with GOD to get the next “Call Me Maybe” on the charts. Meanwhile, hot twin bitches Megan and Liz are laughing and […]
Matt & Kim: “It’s Alright”
Life is hard! As much as I wish I could reach through each of your screens and personally give you a shoulder rub, the best I can do is heal your woes with the power of pop music and naked dudes. The week has brought […]
One Direction: “Kiss You”
Remember that feeling you had when you first heard “Party In The USA” and silently hated yourself for enjoying a song by Miley Cyrus? You’re about to feel that way about One Direction (if you weren’t already a fan of the boy band prior to […]
Let’s Talk About Those 2013 Grammy Nominations…
It’s award season, you guys! This is the time of year when I pretend that I don’t care, yet impulsively read pieces about whether Naomi Watts will or won’t get a nomination for Best Actress. It’s also the time of the year when I complain […]
Pop Danthology 2012: A Mash-Up of 50 Songs
Yup! It’s that time of the year when DJs make epic, surprisingly not-annoying mash-ups of every pop song on the radio. Though you may have thought you never wanted to hear fun.‘s “We Are Young”, Gotye‘s “Somebody That I Used To Know” or Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call […]
What We Hope Is The Very Last “Call Me Maybe” Lip Synch Vid (Hey, At Least There’s Shirtless Soldiers)
Almost a year late (they’re risking their lives for us, so they get a pass), some U.S. troops in Afghanistan have filmed a shot-for-shot remake of a “Call Me Maybe” lip synch vid done by the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders. What is it about this song? […]
Dum Dum Girls: “Lord Knows”
I’ve been keeping an ongoing playlist for the autumnal season, which currently includes selections from Solange Knowles, Fibes, Oh Fibes!, DaQuan, Lord Huron, HAERTS, Years & Years, Mykki Blanco, Dark Dark Dark, Alpaca Sports, SWIM DEEP and Sky Ferreira. (For those of you who are worried that I’m […]