Solo Artist: Maskurbate’s Zack

Young jock Zack was interested in buying a secondhand bench press he saw on local ads. Unfortunately, it was less impressive in person so the price didn’t feel right anymore. As often happens to sexy open-minded dudes, he was offered a bargain he simply couldn’t pass up. Why doesn’t Ebay work like this? Click here […]

Maskurbate Is Brand-New!

Maskurbate is one of those porn sites that is both niche and general. Masks are involved, but it’s really just hot guys with sickening bods beating off. They’ve redesigned the site, adding features such as a “mMn” category so you can track down your favorite models. They’re relaunching the site tomorrow and asked me to […]

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Solo Artist: Maskurbate’s Latest Masurbator Has A SICK Body

Who’s doing the casting over at Maskurbate? I’d like to offer them a blowjob out of gratitude for their innate talent and the wherewithal to use it! Zahn is a FIND. Look at him! I could watch him bat his boner around like a cat with a toy all day. Zahn should have ALL his […]

Solo Artist: Maskurbate’s Jake Is Your Private Dancer

A confession: I used to think Maskurbate was pretty ridic. And yes, this is from someone who recently celebrated the release of a gay porn parody of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (hey, I’m a geek and muscle-cubby Aspen really does it for me). It seemed very-50 Shades of Gay to me. However, watching the […]

Maskurbate Is 10 Years Old And They’re Giving You A Gift!

It’s Maskurbate’s birthday, yet YOU’RE getting the gift. Weird. Ugh, this means I’M old. Maskurbate is celebrating their 10th anniversary! That’s a lot of seriously sexy dudes in masks jerking off and getting groped. As they put it, the site’s got “290+ exclusive videos, 270+ photosets, 100+ amateur cocks and ten years of masked muscle!” […]

We Need to Talk About Maskurbate

This is weird, haunting, and weird.   I keep trying to come up with something I can say about this scene from Maskurbate released the first part of this month, and ending up with nothing. Here’s what the site said about this release:   Unmasked and live, Junior delivers a very sensual performance on Montreal’s […]

Quickie: Brad Strokes His Fat, Uncut Dick For Maskurbate

Last month, Maskurbate celebrated the new year by inviting back fan-favorite Brad, and since I am literally the worst human being in the whole world, I neglected to inform you about his foreskin, his meaty thighs and the 18 pounds of muscle he’s put on to his body since his last appearance on their site. Can […]

Good News! The New Maskurbate Scene Is NOT Racist.

Remember that time Maskurbate released a totally racist threesome? If not, head over here for a reminder! The scene in question featured two Black models breaking into exclusive model Manuel Deboxer‘s house, only to force him into a sexual situation when he emerges from the shower to catch them in the act. It was arguably the […]

Oral Only: Pascal From Maskurbate Is The Luckiest Cocksucker Alive

Imagine a world where it was part of your job to orally service muscular, well-endowed strippers and porn stars. When you’re done merely imagining such a world, you may then move on and proceed to be insanely jealous of Maskurbate‘s resident cocksucker Pascal. You’ve likely seen him down on his knees a million times before, […]