Ooooo, am I into big, brawny, hairy, possibly-angry-when-blown Caspar. I’m boned for you, too, Barton. But beardo Caspar has caught my eye. That one pic below of him adjusting his fuzzy buttcheeks as he rides Barton’s big dick? Can I get that framed? Those buttcheeks. […]
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Do People Actually Work Out At David Barton Gyms?
Now I’ve never been to a David Barton gym, but I’ve heard… well, things. The facilities have more of a reputation for their cruising potential than their ability to get you fit. In fact, someone in our office says they know someone who has a […]
ChaosMen Is Having A Labor Day Sale! 4 Days For 4 Dollars!
That thrusting motion by Barton into Dakota Payne’s ass means that ChaosMen is having a sale! Get it – Barton’s hard at work and it’s Labor Day Weekend? I’m just going to move along and get into it. You can get four days on the […]
ChaosMen Spring Sale! $9.95 for 15 Days!
ChaosMen’s having a Spring Sale! They’re offering a trial membership of 15 days for $9.95! If you’re unwaware of the raw realness of ChaosMen, check out Barton and Vander below. Hairy otter dudes bareback fucking for their lives! Use this link to get the sale. […]
What Were The Results Of All Those Pervy Surveys You Posted?
I’m always asking you beautiful sluts your opinions. And it’s only right that I show you what won out on all those dumb surveys I make you take. Here goes! – Michael Xavier Remember back in February when I asked you which POTUS you would […]
A Collision Of Dicks At ChaosMen
This pic made me think of that post title. That’s just two dicks exploring each other. Saying hi. Gearing up to spray jizz all over ChaosMen’s shoot bedroom! Barton and Jackson shot a hot scene, with the two of them demonstrating that they’re insatiable for […]
ChaosMen: How Do You Feel About Scenes With No Fucking?
First off, I’d like to thank Barton and Sean Peyton from ChaosMen for assisting me in this post. The latest “Serviced” scene features them doing everything BUT fucking (that’s “but” fucking not ” butt-fucking”). They jerk each other off. Big, meaty asses get chowed on, […]
Who Would You Rather?: Sexy Gay Santa Edition
The contestants for today’s edition of Who Would You Rather consist of Google search results for “Sexy Gay Santa”. We’re not ashamed to admit one of them is licking a candy cane in a very suggestive manner. Because, seriously, that picture isn’t embarrassing at all. […]