I don’t expect any of you to watch all 11:54 minutes of Minnesota Timberwolves player Kevin Love reading The Cat in the Hat, but you should at least witness the way he says the word “wet” over and over again. Seriously! In terms of oddly erotic readings of Dr. Seuss, this puts Tim Tebow‘s take on Green Eggs and Ham to shame.
Look, you can call me crazy all you want, but you’ll be changing your tune when I premiere the highly-edited dirty talk version of this video (tentatively titled “Kevin Love Whispers A Love Letter To My Taint”). It’s gonna be great! Absolutely great.
– Dewitt
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what the hell???
I can not understand the whole story at all. why he is reading this book? and why is it the Most Sexual Reading?
Oh pleeze. What a waste of my time.
http://youtu.be/jglmB24WJZE
go to the 8 sec mark
Oh … kay … I guess if THAT is a sexual reading, one wonders whether the popping of toast also causes sexual excitement …
Well perhaps you are hearing something in “wet” that the rest of us aren’t. It sounded more like “sit” was his hot word to me. I’m sure he was thinking “I want you to SIT your hot WET ass on my big ‘power forward’ cock”. (Is a “power forward” anything like a “power top”? ) But the real question here is “why does he keep showing the book?” Is he wanting praise for reading all the words right? Or in some cases, almost right.
Don’t, unless you want to go from Dr. Seuss to Focus on the Family.