So by now you all know that Manhunt has a Tumblr and Dewitt has a Tumblr, but I’ve got a Tumblr too! And even though I’m just a lowly guest blogger, I thought I’d tell you all about it, anyway. It’s called Naked Pictures Of Your Dad, and it’s been around since the dawn of time (or at least Tumblr-time).
I post a lot of naked older guys, but I also post a mix of any porn that I like and also gay art that I’m into. I’ll also post fashion things that no one pays attention to, and images of straight people fucking, which almost always ends with someone sending me a confused email asking if I’m really gay or not. (Oh well!)
I don’t post butt shots like Dewitt does, because frankly, his butt is a lot cuter than mine. I’m more than happy to show my dick off, though, if you’re interested. If anyone was interested, I’d also be more than happy to put my dick in Dewitt’s cute butt, but that’s probably in violation of a bunch of workplace ethics codes.
ANYWAY! The year’s half over, or will be after this weekend, and so I crunched some numbers and figured out my 33 biggest posts of the year so far. Because no one on Tumblr ever credits anything ever, I frequently ask readers for help ID-ing certain hot dudes/talented photographers. So if any of these images look familiar to you let me know! For some reason—censorship? copyright fanatics?—the reverse Google image search isn’t nearly as helpful as it used to be.
– Lawrence
Take a look at the top 33 posts from Naked Pictures of Your Dad (so far) below:
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33. Vintage three-way that looks pretty serious.
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32. I’d skip through his flower bed, whoever he is.
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31. One I actually know! This is Steve York.
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30. Bel Ami models circa 2006 or so
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29. No idea who he is
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28. Zangief from Street Fighter
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27. Alexander at Southern Strokes
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26. Anthony London and Asher Hawk at Hot Dads Hot Lads
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25. I’ve got a log for this fire…
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24. A lot of you are turned off by gray hair but this dude’s super hot, I think.
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23. Photographer Wolfgang Tillmans by photographer Thomas Dozol
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22. Eighties porn star Max Grand
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21. Aleks Buldoček for Raging Stallion
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20. Brock Avery and Liam Harkmore at Cocksure Men
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19. Clearly a professional photo but the internet’s not helping at all
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18. Someone I wrote an Amateur Hour post about back when it was winter
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17. Parker Young and Geoff Stults on FOX’s Enlisted, which just aired its last episode
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16. Jimmy Fanz
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15. Vintage hetero porn dude Scott Styles
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14. Just a man with a camera
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13. The eternally hunky Allen Silver
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12. Another guy that’s clearly a pro at this
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11. Vintage mystery men
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10. Some of you get off on clothed-female-naked-male scenarios, I’m sure…
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9. This can’t be real, I don’t think.
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8. Here’s a resource for those of you into dirty centaurs.
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7. A man who could use a hand
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6. One-time Playgirl model Sean (more about Sean here)
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5. Slammin’ hot amateur
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4. Here’s another one I feel like I ought to know…
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3. He’s got a backup oar just in case
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2. Somebody surely know who this guy is, right?
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1. And the #1 post of the year so far is this shy-but-not-THAT-shy military man.
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I forget #2’s name, but he is a PhD. from the University of Iowa in Russian Literature maybe? He used to work for the military, and I think lives in NY now and is a published author.
Enlisted will be missed. Such a funny show with so many hot guys
You have a new tumblr follower Lawrence!
I hate when people don’t give credit to the model/artist/photographer/studio in tumblr posts. I’m the guy that will remove their tumblr self promotion caption or stupid fantasy story and label the models or artist. #SorryNotSory.
#19 omg I hope Jesus blesses me when I’m his age.
#10 hilarious caption. Not quite satisfying though.
#6 WOOF!
#2 Is Brett Edward Stout
guy in shower…..just broke my jaw on the table hehehe…………meanwhile allen silver so odd dont like him in pics but the way the guy has sex is just so good u cant help but watch its very odd hehe……..loving the hairy guys are back hehehe was so sick of seeing belami ekk sure they mentioned but not as much as hairyness here now love it hehe
@Dewitt2it:disqus Please tell me you got hard when Zangief slapped his mighty thighs in Wreck-It Ralph
If #9 is real I want to marry him
I don’t know who 29 is but he bears a striking resemblance to James Dean. And I’ve been in love with Geoff Stultz for years…that yummy furry body.
Whatever happened to MAX GRAND? Anyone have an update?
You can see the way that vein is repeated that they copied and pasted his dick over and over to make it longer.
HAHA, I haven’t yet seen Wreck-It Ralph, but I have a total boner for Zangief (and a few of the guys who’ve done Zangief cosplay).
You have some great choices up there Lawrence
I have totally hooked up with #2 before. He is a published author and lives on Long Island. He is a total power bottom that I had some of the best sex with. He is just as hot in person as he is in his picture.