It’s gay pride season, and anyone who’s anyone knows that means you should buy some sex toys and other random products that will inevitably make you cum. Lucky for you, Things 4 Fun is running a 25% off sale until the end of the month! Whether you’re looking to jazz up your jizz or clone your willy, you can do it right now for a rather spectacular discount.
But what should you buy?!?! To save you from your own indecision, I’ve rounded up 25 things that are (obviously) one-hundred percent essential to any gay man’s existence. By some strange coincidence, they can ALL be found on Things 4 Fun, which isn’t something I planned AT ALL… Maybe you should buy everything on this list before it’s too late to save 25%! I’m not saying this is the best advice I’ve ever given you, but I’m also not saying it’s not the best advice I’ve ever given you.
YOU NEED ALL OF THESE THINGS! THESE THINGS 4 FUN!
– Dewitt
Check out 25 extremely necessary things you need for gay pride below:
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1. “NAIL POLISH REMOVER“:
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2. SOME CHEAP ASS PORN DVDS UNDER $5:
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3. A COCK RING THAT HUGS YOUR BALLS:
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4. THIS LUBE CALLED “FUCK WATER”:
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5. COLOGNE! FOR YOUR DICK:
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6. THIS GIANT DILDO THAT “EJACULATES” INSIDE YOU:
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7. A BUTT PLUG SHAPED LIKE A HAND:
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8. THESE FUCKING SEXY FOOTBALL SHORTS:
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10. THESE FUCKING SEXY FOOTBALL SHORTS WITH NO BUTT:
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11. A DOUCHE-MA-BOBBER! FOR YOUR BUTT:
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12. AN INFLATABLE HANDYMAN SEX DOLL WITH (COUNT ‘EM) TWO LOVE HOLES:
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13. ASSORTED DICK JEWELRY TO MAKE YOUR PENIS FEEL PRETTY LIKE A PRINCESS:
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14. THIS FUCKING HOT JOCK STRAP:
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15. A PINK DILDO:
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16. A RED DILDO:
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17. A BLUE DILDO:
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18. A PURPLE DILDO:
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19. A TREMENDOUS, 14-INCH BLACK DILDO:
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20. A CLEAR DILDO:
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21. A DILDO WITH QUESTIONABLE HAND-SEWN PUBES:
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22. A FLESHY DILDO THAT LOOKS LIKE SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM FOR SOME REASON:
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23. CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE WHAT THIS DILDO WILL DO TO YOUR BUTT:
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24. ALL OF THE FUCKING DILDOS! ALL OF THEM:
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24. A LOT OF THINGS THAT AREN’T DILDOS:
Everyone needs a douche. And take a jock strap if you have the ass for it.
People who need a douche: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE&feature=youtu.be&t=1m42s
Item 23 is a bit too much for me!! I don’t know what you guys think!!
no kidding, my only question is WHY? what did your butthole ever do to you?
What’s the best most affordable entry dildo for someone never been f-cked & scared of itt