This screen grab of a typo may be a few years old, but we began pondering upon it when it popped into our inbox. What would events would have to transpire to lead to the scenario of "firefighters to deal with not just the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating"?
- A band of pyromaniacs started a fire. They were so turned on by their work that they began to masturbate, simultaneously shooting immense loads in the middle of the road.
- A band of pyromaniacs started a fire. Handful of concerned citizens couldn't find water, tried to put it out with their bodily fluids.
- Raging Stallion was filming an epic, apocalyptic porno. The scene features fallen angel RJ Danvers getting gangbanged by the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Then there's a stunt where he shoots lighter fluid out of his ass while Junior Stellano holds a match. Things get out of hand, but the show must go on as the firefighters join in while continuing to put out the fire. Michael Lucas cries, because even Men of Israel won't beat that in the GayVN Awards.
Pssh, as if you could come up with something better! Oh, you think you can? Well, comment with your hypothetical situation and show us what you've got.
- Dewitt
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