In case you’ve already forgotten, the DILF god known as Christopher Meloni will be appearing on the fifth season of HBO’s True Blood. This is exciting for a variety of reasons, most of which involve Christopher Meloni naked. After all, it’s a well-documented fact that True Blood is a show about naked people who sometimes interact with vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters and other supernatural beings.
As a celebration of Christopher Meloni’s potential nakedness, we’ve compiled this photo essay entitled “14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood“. The alternative title is “Pictures of People You Might See Naked On Season 5 of True Blood“. Enjoy!
– Dewitt
Photos via: HBO Watch
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Ladies.
More ladies.
Even more ladies.
Gosh, there are so many ladies.
This is not a lady… AND YOUR BODY IS NOT READY FOR HIM:
Chris Meloni should be naked in every role he plays — it should be a law. I think I’ll contact my congressman. Better yet, I’m in South Carolina. Sen. Lindsay Graham will definitely be onboard with that!!!
Cant wait to watch Pam again…love her one liners! I constantly daydream about Alcide, so I’m totally stoked for the new season. **I wanna do bad things with you!**
What about the sexy Jason Stackhouse? 😉
OH CHRIS MELONI!!!!!
VAMPYR! http://www.hbo.com/true-blood/index.html#/true-blood/about/video/season-5-vampyr-tease.html/eNrjcmbOYM5nLlTPz0lxzEvMqSzJTA5ITE-1S8xN1SzLTEnNh4k65+eVpFaUcDIyskknlpbkF+QkVtqWFJWmsjGyMQIAUKwXOA==
Sadly, there were no promo shots of him in this set! 🙁
Leave out the ladies and …Hell yeah!! Specially Chris Meloni
When is it premiering? Anyone know?
Meloni!
June 24th
Thank you Darson, I can t wait!
start up a petition and i will sign it……