14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood

In case you’ve already forgotten, the DILF god known as Christopher Meloni will be appearing on the fifth season of HBO’s True Blood. This is exciting for a variety of reasons, most of which involve Christopher Meloni naked. After all, it’s a well-documented fact that True Blood is a show about naked people who sometimes interact with vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters and other supernatural beings.

As a celebration of Christopher Meloni’s potential nakedness, we’ve compiled this photo essay entitled “14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood“. The alternative title is “Pictures of People You Might See Naked On Season 5 of True Blood“. Enjoy!

– Dewitt

Photos via: HBO Watch

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Ladies.

More ladies.

Even more ladies.

Gosh, there are so many ladies.

This is not a lady… AND YOUR BODY IS NOT READY FOR HIM: