Big cocks, singlets, blowjobs, scruffy boys, jockstraps, self-fisting and… Cats? These are a few of my favorite things! Welcome to another useless roundup of stuff I like, most of which involves scantily-clad men like Dionisio Heiderscheid (aka D.O.).
Are people enjoying these lists? Should I keep doing them every Friday? Please disregard item #11 while considering your answer to this questions.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Rick Day
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1. Photographer Joe Mazza shared some new shots of Andy Cross (previously seen here). Although the image above shows the most skin, the other two are definitely worth looking at. Andy’s smile is simply irresistible!
2. This delightful gem from Naked Pictures of Your Dad found a new home in my spank bank. Remember my extreme infatuation with assholes? This picture is making it stronger than ever… I think I love this man’s hole more than Aidan loved Coleman‘s.
3. Help! I thought Colby Keller was the most adorable man who ever lived, but now my eyes have seen Cody Belew from The Voice. He did a decent cover of Dolly Parton‘s “Jolene” on this week’s show, and you might notice that he didn’t change a single lyric. This gives me hope that, one day, we’ll get gay-married and play with one another’s buttholes.
4. Why hello there! Justin Monroe introduced us to his newest discovery, a chiseled model named Tim with some very impressive equipment. Check out the full image set here.
5. Wut? Keith Urban is 45 years-old and rocking a speedo. This is oddly arousing for me. You can read more about this story at US Weekly, but seeing Keith Urban in a speedo is pretty much the entire story.
6. Here is a cat in a hamper. Enough said.
7. Fleshbot added gay porn star Ian Parker into this almost-naked shot of Olympic diver Tom Daley. Hilarious? Hot? Both? You be the judge.
8. Tammie Brown has got something to say!
9.Gay porn star D.O. models RUFSKIN‘s REDONDO singlet, and I secretly wonder whether my scrawny-ass body would look good in a singlet. You don’t know until you try… Right? If I’m ever able to stop staring at Dionisio’s thighs, I might consider buying one.
10. Rudi Dollmayer is like a blonder, hotter version of Robert Pattinson. Do you think his cock sparkles in the sunlight? Ponder this while you view the rest of his photo set on Homotography. The answer is “yes”, by the way.
11. If you make it through all four minutes and fifty-four seconds of “Cunt Exercise: The Video“, then you are a stronger man than me. This extreme anal play clip features rosebuds, stretched holes and self-fisting, and I find it simultaneously disturbing and impressive. Watch at your own risk.
robert pattinson can CUM sparkle all over me & my bedroom………
You have good taste, my co-blogging beauty.
Rudi Dollmayer is much better looking then Robert Pattinson, Pattinson looks deformed , his face and his eyes are strange, Dollmayer’s facial features are beautiful.
For anyone wondering, the fantastic asshole in photo #2 belongs to a Rick Koch, a supposed straight man and former Chippendale’s dancer, according to the bio with his photospread in the May 2001 issue of Torso Magazine. He is also on the cover and it may have been the best $6.99 I have ever spent in my life. I have jerked off to that picture so many times, his asshole is overflowing with my cum!
For anyone wondering, the fantastic asshole in photo #2 belongs to a Rick Koch, a supposed straight man and former Chippendale’s dancer, according to the bio with his photospread in the May 2001 issue of Torso Magazine. He is also on the cover and it may have been the best $6.99 I have ever spent in my life. I have jerked off to that picture so many times, his asshole is overflowing with my cum!
4. Tim is delicious!
5. Cover up his head…nice(r).
10. Damn, I’d like to have him sparkle on me.
11. Wow! WOW! Thanks for sharing that.
General: You do love a good list, don’t ya? ME TOO, so YES, do keep this one going. This is way better than the week in review.
MH: peacefulmichael