10 Reasons Why Joining Broke Straight Boys Is Vital To Your Existence As A Human Being

You might think you are leading a normal, healthy life. However, we regret to inform you that you are not living to your full potential, unless a membership to Broke Straight Boys is part of that equation. We were told at our last prostate examination that men who took advantage of Manhunt‘s exclusive $14.87/month for life deal saw a significant increase in libido, mental stability and muscle tone (in the wrist area). Our “doctor” assured us these statistics were accurate after shaving our assholes and fucking us hard and deep, as all doctors should.

We’re passing on this information with no ulterior motives whatsoever! If you choose to not better yourself and save 40% on a Broke Straight Boys membership in the process, then we fully accept that it’s your decision to make… Of course, do we think it’s the wrong decision? Absolutely! And, this time, we have the evidence to back up our argument.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

Find out why a membership to Broke Straight Boys is important for your well-being below:

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1. KODI (ENOUGH SAID):

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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2. KODI’S FIRST TIME BOTTOMING:

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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3. KODI GETS FUCKED AGAIN:

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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4. KODI GETTING FUCKED AGAIN (AGAIN):

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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5. THE TRAGIC (YET STILL HOT) TIME KODI TOPPED:

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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6. THAT TIME KODI FLIP-FUCKED WITH A HOT GUY WITH TATTOOS:

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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7. KODI DOING IT WITH ANOTHER GINGER:

Kodi on Broke Straight Boys

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8. KODI IN A POOL:

Kodi!

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9. THAT TIME I QUESTIONED MY LOYALTY TO KODI:

KODI FOREVER

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10. KODI TAKES (ANOTHER) BIG DICK:

Kodi loves dick

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5 thoughts on “10 Reasons Why Joining Broke Straight Boys Is Vital To Your Existence As A Human Being

  1. Is it just me or does the thought of paying a porn site 15, 20 or 25 a month for the rest of my life VERY UNAPPEALING? There’s just something about that “for life” phrase that repels me. Yes, I know I can cancel anytime and all that but am I alone on this? Probably. I think all of these sites should do one-off sales. I’d totally download some of them if the price were right and by right I mean much less than 5 bucks.

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